1 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:08,842 [guitar music playing] 2 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,101 [Jamal] Curse, be gone! 3 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,272 No way. 4 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:23,732 Not my house. I can't. 5 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:26,860 I know it's a lot to ask, but I'm leaving tomorrow morning. 6 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:30,280 I-- I just need a few days so I can make arrangements with my family out of state. 7 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:32,574 No. Not even a day. 8 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:36,244 His affiliation has already brought violence to our house! 9 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:37,162 Listen. 10 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,831 I know how you're feeling about Cesar. 11 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:41,666 Okay. I-- I understand. 12 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:46,212 Especially after everything that happened. But this is a child... 13 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,214 with nowhere to go. 14 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,842 With no options. 15 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:56,931 I can't. 16 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,018 I won't do it. 17 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:01,770 Geny... 18 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:04,522 imagine if it was Mario. 19 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,025 Or Ruby. 20 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:09,569 Imagine. 21 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,536 ♪ We gotta hop to it fast ♪ 22 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:19,788 [clanking] 23 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:23,500 ♪ And get your money Money, money, money, money, money♪ 24 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,835 -Good morning. -Morning. 25 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,255 You're good, dude. 26 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:30,673 [grunts] 27 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:32,467 It's okay. 28 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,303 Oh. Sorry. Uh, do you need some help? 29 00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:37,347 -No, man. I got it handled. -Okay. 30 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,893 -Mi hijo! Mi hijo! Mi hijo! -Oh, sorry. 31 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,396 [Ruby] Ma, what is this? 32 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,315 -[Geny] It's a decoration. -[grunts] 33 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,943 Ruby, I don't have time to argue right now. 34 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:52,362 [Ruby] Ma, the baby shower is in two days and this is all you got? 35 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:54,739 -Yes. So? -It's half-ass! 36 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:57,200 Which is fitting, because that baby is only half mine! 37 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,494 Wow! Do you hear yourself? 38 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:01,412 You want the baby to be all yours? 39 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:04,249 Don't you think there's something fundamentally problematic about that? 40 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:05,708 Not to mention creepy. 41 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:10,547 -Dude, watch out. -I'm sorry. I'll get out of the way. 42 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:16,302 [grunts] Mario, watch your step! 43 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:19,389 -Otherwise I'm gonna take this thing off. -Don't! Don't, babel Just don't move. 44 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,182 Cesar, what did I say? You gotta be careful! 45 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:24,018 The lady is preggers and she's not supposed to see the gift. 46 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,895 Got it. Let me just get out of the way. 47 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,194 I can't live like this anymore. 48 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,363 [Monse sighs]  It's just a few more days. Hang tight. 49 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:37,699 No, it's not a few more days. This is my life now. 50 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:39,450 I don't have a family. I don't have a home. 51 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,660 I don't even have a bed! 52 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:43,663 No one wants me. And if they do, they just wanna kill me! I feel like I'm cursed. 53 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,790 It's not true. No such thing as a curse. 54 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,250 Why am I on house arrest? 55 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,418 You're not. 56 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,129 But don't go outside. It's too dangerous. 57 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:53,715 If that's your attempt to soothe me, it's not working. 58 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:54,841 You need to focus on the good. 59 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,385 Tell me one thing that's good. Come on. Tell me. 60 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:58,428 Okay. 61 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,389 One good thing is... 62 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,016 the bathroom. 63 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:05,894 At least I have the bathroom to myself. 64 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,437 -[knock at door]  -[Amber] Uh, no, you don't! 65 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,190 And you need to vacate, unless you wanna clean up an accident. 66 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:13,484 So, scratch the good. What about one okay thing? 67 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,821 This is not okay. 68 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,206 How about now? 69 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:29,334 Okay. 70 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:33,963 Let's pivot away from the terrible ambiance and focus on the food. 71 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,882 What's your plan? You're gonna do a full buffet 72 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,426 or passed apps like a lady's tea? 73 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:39,802 Cake. 74 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,846 -With petit fours. -No. Just cake. 75 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,389 Ma, no. No! 76 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,183 You're missing the point of the shower! 77 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:49,354 Amber, whether you like her or not, is bringing a new life into this family, 78 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:53,358 a life that is sacred and starts a new chapter of hope and wonder. 79 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:54,734 And after all we've been through, 80 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:58,279 I think we can agree that a baby is a miracle and should be celebrated. 81 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:03,660 You're right. And all of those beautiful feelings will be conveyed with cake. 82 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:04,911 -[sighs] -Ruby! 83 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:09,999 I conspired with the doctor and I ordered a gender reveal dessert. 84 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:10,959 [Mario] A what? 85 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,753 Ma! We don't want to know the gender! 86 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:16,339 -We wanna be surprised! -And you will be... when you cut it. 87 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:21,261 I think the bigger issue is why are we deciding the baby's gender? 88 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,179 The baby should be deciding for itself. 89 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:28,268 We need to wait for the baby to tell us how he, she, or they identify, 90 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,353 which is why we can't use any colored decorations. 91 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,355 -Everything is to be neutral. -Neutral? 92 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:36,067 -Beige? -Yes! I was thinking gray, 93 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:39,821 -but beige is better, way less gender. -No color? 94 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:43,783 Who are we? Beige? Beige is not our friend! 95 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:46,995 Beige brings out the yellow of our skin. Oh, no, that's it. 96 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,247 Uh-uh. I quit. I am done. 97 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:52,500 I officially do not identify as the party planner. 98 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:53,751 Well, I do. 99 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:56,879 -Thanks, Mom. I will be taking the baton. -No! No, uh-uh. 100 00:04:56,963 --> 00:05:00,925 Mom, Ruby can't take over. Remember the twins' christening? Dad's 40th? 101 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:03,928 The Santos' party? I turned that shit right around. 102 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,096 Yeah. Stuff shit. 103 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,766 -Yeah, bitch. And you ended the truce. -Trust me. 104 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,727 Everything's going to be fine. 105 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:14,063 In fact, you'll thank me when you see the diaper wreath. 106 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:17,275 [Jamal] No! Why is this here? 107 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:18,943 You are the keeper. 108 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,654 I'm also a girl who's currently staying alone and hiding 200 grand. 109 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,990 -I can't keep it. -Just so we're all clear. 110 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,491 This money might be cursed. 111 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:29,245 Hmm, interesting. So the naysayer becomes the yeasayer? 112 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,205 I didn't believe it at first, but I'm coming around. 113 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,249 -Hold on. Explain. -[Jamal] So, as it turns out, 114 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,669 it seems that everybody who's touched this money has had a bad twist of fate. 115 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:38,588 First, we have the guys that stole the money. 116 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,506 Benito and Frankie were murdered in jail. 117 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:44,093 Then, Lil' Ricky prematurely died in a seemingly mysterious way. 118 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:47,013 And then, the night I found the money, Olivia and Ruby are shot. 119 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:49,182 Um, that didn't happen to you. 120 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:52,101 Don't trivialize my sympathy pain. 121 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,437 Then Abuelita's hands got messed up and she couldn't work. 122 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,898 -You're drinking this Fool-Aid? -I'm just following the timeline. 123 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:59,567 So, we take Abuelita to the curandera to heal her hand. 124 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:03,696 And the crazy lady tells us that something in this house does not belong. 125 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,907 -Cesar. -Listen, girl. 126 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:10,286 Stay with me. This is before Cesar got here, when Abuelita had the dough. 127 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,955 Then Ruby breaks the truce, 128 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:16,959 'cause the money was still in the house. And then we take the money to Brentwood. 129 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,754 And it's not in Monse's possession for more than eight hours 130 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:22,799 -when everything goes to shit. -The RollerWorld money isn't cursed. 131 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,175 All money is cursed. 132 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:27,220 You saw what it did to my mom and it's making you crazy, too. 133 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:29,555 And as for the truce ending and our friends getting shot 134 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,682 and those gangbangers meeting their early demise, 135 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,476 this is Freeridge. Shit happens. 136 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:36,104 Yeah, and I'm still alive. I'm going to focus on the good. 137 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:39,273 Me too. This money is gonna do a lot of good for a lot of people. 138 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:42,193 So if there is a curse, we're about to reverse it. 139 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:44,987 Okay. You're right. 140 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:48,408 There's no curse. And I'm going to go fill up my glass. 141 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:52,286 Literally. Because I'm parched. This has been a very lively debate. 142 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,997 Thank you, guys, for the realignment. 143 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,377 -Hi. -Hey, Amber. 144 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:03,297 Ruby... um,  your assistant Jasmine said that she-- 145 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,966 And the baby's godmother. 146 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,135 What? We talked about this. 147 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:10,054 Anyways, she wants to go over the menu. 148 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,808 -Okay. Bye. -Bye. 149 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:15,226 Ow. 150 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,228 Uh, did you finish the photo montage? 151 00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:19,272 I didn't have any baby pictures of Amber. 152 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:21,983 That's why I printed the old pictures of Justin Bieber! 153 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:24,360 They're both towheads. No one will know the difference. 154 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:28,406 Follow me, 'cause I have to do everything myself. Again. 155 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:30,950 [Jasmine] Again? Baby, I've been right next to you... 156 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:33,244 -How you feeling? -Uneasy. 157 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:35,788 You're still buying the bullshit? 158 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,748 No, not for the money. For me. 159 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:39,709 Look, I'm cursed. 160 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:42,211 My only option right now is-- 161 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,631 is to leave town and cross my fingers that I can survive on my own. 162 00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:49,677 -Monse, I'm scared. -Hey. 163 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,972 God doesn't give us  anything we can't handle. 164 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,766 You got this. You got you. 165 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:57,768 And that's enough. 166 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,069 What does that mean? 167 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,157 What do you want it to mean? 168 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:18,331 What does that mean? 169 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,209 That I'm still in love with you. 170 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,086 Still? 171 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:26,130 I love you. 172 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:28,549 I've always loved you. 173 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:33,554 Hey. 174 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,014 What's wrong? 175 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,519 No one's said that to me in a really long time. 176 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:46,275 Abuelita, this isn't beige. This is taupe! Jamal, back me up. 177 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:49,695 [Jamal] Color-blindness is twice  as common in males. Money's on Abuelita. 178 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,364 Boss, we gotta bounce! 179 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:53,699 Literally. We have a bouncy house to test. 180 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,536 -Know why my money's on you? -Hmm? 181 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:59,872 Because the money isn't cursed and neither are we. Hashtag "blessed." 182 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:03,459 It's cursed. Rosario said nothing will fix my hands. 183 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,670 But the second you take the money away, 184 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:08,798 hashtag "business is booming." 185 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:09,757 Shit. 186 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:13,594 Well, if it is, you should know the money is back in the house. 187 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,721 [exclaims] Oh! 188 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:17,014 [Jamal] My shoes! 189 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:19,767 Missed them! 190 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,311 Ha! Not cursed! 191 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,357 [grunts] 192 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,484 Don't need you anymore... 193 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:31,862 because I am completely unclenching. 194 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:36,867 No more anxiety, no more curse. Ah. 195 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,828 Just Jamal. 196 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:40,871 Party of one. 197 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:42,623 [laughs] 198 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:53,217 [screams] 199 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,261 [panting] 200 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,180 How the hell did you get in here? 201 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,016 Julio! 202 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,852 If you're screwing with me... 203 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,563 it's not cool! 204 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:08,357 Maybe you're not real. 205 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,277 [gasps] 206 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,376 Oh, my God. 207 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,823 -How the hell did you get in here? -Don't remember. 208 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,660 -So you know I took it? -I know. And I want it back. 209 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:04,497 But it was never yours. It didn't belong to you. It belonged to your cousin. 210 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:05,873 My cousin? 211 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,459 He wasn't your cousin? 212 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:11,045 -He was my buddy. -So then you lied to me. 213 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:15,091 -So who's in the photos? -She and I never did a photo shoot. 214 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,176 I am camera shy. 215 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,637 -"She?" -How is Juanita? 216 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:23,766 Oh! Juanita! Is that why you've been stalking me? 217 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,476 -What? -Outside my window? 218 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,353 At the bus stop? 219 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:30,398 -In the locker room? -I was never in the locker room. 220 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,400 Okay, so the "gnomie" just followed me into the shower. 221 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,151 I don't do showers. 222 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,528 I am a bad guy. 223 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,113 I spoke to Julio. 224 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,032 Does he know about me and Juanita? 225 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,492 I don't know. 226 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:42,410 Where is she? 227 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,036 Is she okay? 228 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,080 Does she talk about me? 229 00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:48,124 Hmm... She doesn't. 230 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,834 She's got a better gig here. 231 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,461 -I don't keep her in the drawer. -Where do you keep her? 232 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,714 [scoffs] See, fast ones don't work on me. 233 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:57,466 Juanita is safe. She's in the JPP. 234 00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,510 The Jamal Protection Program. 235 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,470 -What do you want? -How did Lil' Ricky die? 236 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,513 I can't tell you that. 237 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:05,015 -You want her or not? -He choked on a Dodger Dog. 238 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,393 -Seriously? -He liked to swallow hot dogs whole. 239 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:10,813 But a Dodger Dog is longer than the average hot dog. 240 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,857 So, no curse. 241 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,400 Can I have her back now? 242 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:19,155 That was a test. No. You cannot have her back because she's not an object. 243 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:22,825 You need to learn how to respect women and little figurines that look like them. 244 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,827 Now get the hell out the way you came in. 245 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,168 Aha! So you do remember! 246 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,594 ♪ Hey, how you doin', baby? ♪ 247 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:44,555 ♪ You look mighty fine I figured I might come your way  ♪ 248 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,015 ♪ And roll up on you... ♪ 249 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,142 Uh, no! Not through there. 250 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:51,395 Porta potties are in the backyard by the bouncy house. 251 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,898 Bathroom inside is for staff only. 252 00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:54,857 -Hey! -Ugh! 253 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,692 -Is it done? -Not even close. 254 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,403 Are you kidding? You've been working on this for a day! 255 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,322 This is supposed to be my big present reveal. 256 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,240 These freeloaders! 257 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,534 [grunts] 258 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,411 Yeah! Come here. 259 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,789 Help Mario. 260 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,375 And use this. If it's ever done. 261 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,002 Go. 262 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:22,259 Number two. Come in, number two. Any eyes on Mama Bear? 263 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,512 [imitates radio static] The incubator is outta range. Over. 264 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:25,805 Which one of y'all is HR? 265 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:29,058 I need a reassignment. I can't watch 40 kids bounce. 266 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:32,436 -I'm disproportionately outnumbered. -Did all those kids sign waivers? 267 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,397 -All signed. -We're good. Let them duke it out. 268 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,692 New assignment. Buffet. Make sure no one double dips. 269 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,654 I don't have any cold sores, and I'm not starting today. 270 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,826 [gasps] I'm sorry, ma'am. Staff only. 271 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,662 I am using my bathroom and I am staff. 272 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:53,249 As of yesterday, you didn't identify as one. 273 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,251 So porta potties are outside. 274 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,378 How about the bar? 275 00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,129 Mm. 276 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,590 [Geny speaks Spanish] 277 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,385 Oh. Hey, hey, hey! 278 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:09,098 Hey! Checking in. Do you guys want any snacks or beverages? 279 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,850 -Uh, Vodka, Red Bull. -A Coke, please? 280 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:11,934 -[Cesar] Awesome. -Psyche! 281 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,103 No refreshments till you're finished. 282 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:20,526 These directions seem pretty straightforward. What's the problem? 283 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,111 I cheated on Amber... 284 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,320 with Angelica. 285 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,198 And I feel bad because I don't feel bad. 286 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,158 I still love Angelica.  Should I tell Amber? 287 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,286 -No. -[both] No? 288 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,954 Do you plan to stay with Amber? 289 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,498 Yeah! She's having my kid. I'm not gonna leave my kid. 290 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,625 -Then you can't tell her. -What if she finds out? 291 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,252 What if she doesn't? 292 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,838 Isn't it better to come clean than get caught in a cover-up? 293 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,591 No. Coming clean is just about him clearing his conscious. 294 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:44,842 Telling her will hurt her. 295 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:48,596 And a small indiscretion, if it's just  that, will grow into a cavern of distress. 296 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:51,557 Plus, he needs to live with the fact that he's a shitty person. 297 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,017 I am a shitty person. 298 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,018 Yup. 299 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:55,769 Good talk. 300 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,272 I'm gonna go put my head in the toilet. 301 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,900 Porta potty. Toilet's for staff. 302 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,780 -Do you really believe what you said? -What part? 303 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:10,367 -That Mario is a shitty person. -Yeah. 304 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:12,036 Oh. 305 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:15,539 I mean, maybe coming clean will make the relationship stronger. 306 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,251 -What does that mean? -You should know. 307 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,839 I'm a little rusty on that face. How about using your words? 308 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,090 How about yours? 309 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:26,800 What do you mean? 310 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,261 -I told you I love you. -And I kissed you. 311 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,639 Like you've done many times before. 312 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,974 Actions speak louder than words. 313 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,935 No. No, words are way louder. 314 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,144 Oh! Really? 315 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:38,854 -Yes. Yes! -Hmm? 316 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,147 Yes! 317 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,524 -[Ruby] Incoming! -[Jasmine] Outgoing! 318 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,693 -How we doing on supplies? -No lies. It ain't pretty. 319 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,321 We're out of gauze and I'm absorbing with the only thing I got. 320 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,656 Super plus tampons. 321 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,324 Okay. Quick thinking and resourceful. 322 00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,576 I'll definitely be sure to include that  into your performance review. 323 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,828 -Thanks, boss. Ow! -Hey. 324 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,580 Remind me to schedule that harassment meeting. 325 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,831 Okay. 326 00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,793 -Ruby! Why are all these kids messed up? -The bouncy house. 327 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,920 It's all good. We got a triage set up in the master. 328 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,588 [chanting] Poop! Poop! Poop! 329 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,799 That's my cue. Here. Take the apps. 330 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,177 [Ruby] Okay! What's in the poop diaper? 331 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,845 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. 332 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:12,805 [makes buzzer sound] 333 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:14,640 Butterfinger! 334 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,934 -Ah! Ding, ding, ding! -[Abuelita laughs] 335 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:20,813 You know, in my day, we didn't use candy bars for this game. 336 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,898 Oh, no, we didn't. Ah! 337 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,274 [guests groan] 338 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,317 Ma! 339 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,236 -[Geny groans] -Ma! 340 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,737 Have you been drinking? 341 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,030 [Geny] Yes. 342 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,032 No. 343 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,993 Maybe. [laughs] 344 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,202 Ah, stop! 345 00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:39,373 -How many drinks have you had? -[Geny] I don't know! 346 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,835 [laughs] Two... or three. 347 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:43,877 Or seven! 348 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,714 -You need to eat something. -Oh, I ate something! 349 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,340 I ate the cake. 350 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:51,260 Shh! Shh, shh, shh! 351 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:54,805 Don't worry. I'm not gonna tell you the gender. 352 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:58,934 You are gonna have to wait two more months. 353 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,060 [laughs] 354 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,980 We need to clean you up before Amber sees this. 355 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:06,025 -Where's Amber? Um... -Ooh. 356 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,194 Okay. No. That's it. No more kids in the bouncy. 357 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,404 Woo-hoo! 358 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:13,657 That means it's adult time at the bouncy! 359 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,367 Wepa! 360 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,994 [laughs] 361 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,620 Amber? Amber? 362 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,458 -Oh. Have you seen Amber? -What? No. 363 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,251 -[Ruby clears throat] -Hey, Jamal? 364 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,921 This shower is turning into a bath. A blood bath. 365 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,798 Hey, can I tell you something that's weighing on me? 366 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,091 You know, something's weighing on me. 367 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,635 -I don't know how to say this. -Then let's say it together. 368 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:35,637 -Okay. -On three. 369 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,014 One, two-- 370 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,974 -I smashed Paula. -I really miss our snuggles. 371 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,601 -[both] Wait! What? -Where? When? 372 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:43,145 -When you left me alone with her. -Don't you drag me into this. 373 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,647 Do you know how many health code violations you committed? 374 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,524 One rogue pube and we could've gotten a C. 375 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,818 That's not the problem. It's Monse. 376 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,653 I think we're back together. She doesn't know. 377 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,907 Mazel! But no! No! We are not going to do this again. 378 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:58,535 I'm no good with secrets, and last year, I almost slipped. Why tempt fate? 379 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,163 Maybe it shouldn't be a secret. It happened when we were broken up. 380 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,791 Are you sure? Because I thought y'all was just on a break. 381 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:04,917 Definitely broken up. 382 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,794 Ish. 383 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,880 In that case, technically you didn't do anything wrong, but it was a betrayal. 384 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,299 But then again, she was ghosting you. But then again, again, 385 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,551 you did give her that whack-ass ultimatum. 386 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,845 Maybe it was the curse. 387 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,973 Is the curse up in here? I mean, hot? I'm cursing up. 388 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,310 -Know what? I need to go bounce this out. -No! 389 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,900 [exclaims] Oh, my God, it's a crib! 390 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:33,904 -You're not supposed to see it yet. -I know I'm not supposed to be in here. 391 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,949 But I don't know the guests and when I tried to lie down in the other room, 392 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,992 there were a shit ton of bloody kids everywhere. 393 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,954 Well, when the time comes to unveil this, act surprised. 394 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,081 No problem. I'm good at that. 395 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,377 What? Why? 396 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,713 I'm not in love with Mario. 397 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,757 Oh, dear. 398 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:57,261 It's just this is all a big accident. 399 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,515 I had a boyfriend in high school that I was really in love with, 400 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,517 but we broke up when we left for college. 401 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,853 I was really sad when I met Mario. 402 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,939 But he was so goofy and funny. 403 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:12,776 And then we had a couple of drinks and then one thing led to another and... 404 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:15,863 [sighs] 405 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,533 Don't worry, I consented. We used the Consent app. 406 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,243 You should tell him. 407 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,370 But we're having a baby together. 408 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:26,498 And he's a nice guy who just might be empathetic toward your situation. 409 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,376 Adam still loves me. 410 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,837 I secretly FaceTime him when they all go to church. 411 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,839 But he doesn't know that I'm pregnant 412 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,092 and I don't want this baby to grow up in a broken home. 413 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,512 Look, I did and I'm okay. 414 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:44,933 My mom wasn't even around. So, get on the same page. 415 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,269 Parent together, but live apart. No biggie. 416 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,109 You're gonna be a really good mother someday. 417 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,862 But make sure that you really want that. 418 00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,948 I pee when I sneeze now, and Geny  doesn't let me sit on the couch anymore. 419 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,283 [door opens] 420 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,661 Girl, there you are! Ruby, I found her! 421 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,500 Damn it, Monse. This is supposed to be a surprise. 422 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,501 Surprise! 423 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,046 I love it, hermanito. 424 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,423 -[both giggle] -[grunts] 425 00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:17,591 Ooh, what's wrong? 426 00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:20,135 [sighs] IBS is really acting up. 427 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,596 But the cramps only last every couple of minutes. 428 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,432 Oh, no, no, no. Those aren't cramps. You gotta lie down. 429 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:26,350 Oh. 430 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:28,644 [exclaims] 431 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,897 It's okay, I'm a police explorer. And no panties! 432 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,192 I had an accident. I peed a little. A lot. Peed a lot. 433 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,195 Honey, that wasn't pee. Your water broke. And, from what I can tell, 434 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,988 i.e., the head bustin’ out your cooch... 435 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,741 you've been in labor for hours. She's about to blow. 436 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:46,495 -Your belly is about to become a fupa. -The baby is not due for two more months! 437 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,247 -I give her another ten minutes. -[laughs nervously] 438 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,374 It's okay. [breathing heavily] Careful! 439 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:55,254 [breathing heavily] 440 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,173 Yo! People, I need towels and alcohol! 441 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,677 Get me tequila on the rocks and Shakira on the stereo! 442 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,680 I am so sorry. I kicked you. 443 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,015 I forget how flexible I am. 444 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,102 Okay, party's over. Everybody, out! 445 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:12,354 -Wait. Wait, what's happening? -Amber's having the baby. 446 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,397 What? 447 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,815 -[Mario] Hold on. -[Jamal] Okay. 448 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,566 -[Mario] Babe, I'm coming. -Who's Amber? 449 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,027 Do we still get paid for the whole night if we leave early? 450 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,113 -Who are these people? -Extras. 451 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,992 What? She didn't have any friends or family, so I had to improvise. 452 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,494 -Fifty bucks plus food isn't a bad gig. -Where'd you get that money? 453 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,454 I know those bills. What the hell are you doing? 454 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,708 Using against my 25%. It's permitted in the bylaws. 455 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,418 -There are no bylaws! -There are bylaws! 456 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,211 -Give me this. -[grunting] 457 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,798 An ambulance is on its way. The baby is coming now. 458 00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,216 Everyone needs to pray. 459 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:47,222 Guys, guys. It's the curse. Don't you see? This is all building to something. 460 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,932 I found money and Olivia died. 461 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,768 Now we're back at the scene of the crime with money in hand, which means-- 462 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,021 -Someone else is gonna die. -The baby. 463 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:55,897 -We have to get rid of it. -Hold up. 464 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,900 Technically, we just gave a bunch of cursed money to all of those extras. 465 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,862 They're actors. No one is gonna miss them. Let's go! 466 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,655 We don't know how to get rid of a curse! 467 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,033 Okay? Curses have rules. We can't just throw them away. 468 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:09,202 Abuelita! The money is cursed! How do we destroy it? 469 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,912 Burn it! Burn the money! 470 00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,254 [screaming] I can't do this! 471 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,923 [exhales] You got this, mama! Just... [sniffs] ...smell the flowers... 472 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,675 [blows] ...blow out the candle. 473 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,635 Smell the flowers, blow out the candle. 474 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,262 Tequila! Tequila, Abuelita! 475 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,853 I know we're still getting to know each other, but we're gonna make this work. 476 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,772 Okay, I'll be here to take care of you and the baby. 477 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,482 Me too. [laughs nervously] 478 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:41,735 Me three! You're part of our family now. 479 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,654 Why are your teeth blue? 480 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,115 I'm gonna be a father! 481 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:50,577 Can we cut the chitchat, people? We got a log coming down the chute. 482 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,205 Am I pooping? Am I pooping? 483 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:56,166 -No, no, honey! No! No! -[whimpers] 484 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:57,834 Tengo mucha caca. Give me a bedpan. 485 00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,711 -How about a salad bowl? -Okay. 486 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,047 [grunting] 487 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,632 When did we have corn? 488 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,675 You've torn our neighborhood apart. 489 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,803 You've ruined our relationships... 490 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,180 and stolen our youth! 491 00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:12,391 But it's over. 492 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,601 Curse, be gone! 493 00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:16,228 [groaning] 494 00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:17,521 Wait. 495 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,148 Something's wrong. 496 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,483 [screams] 497 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:23,985 [baby cries] 498 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,532 Can I see him? What does he look like? [chuckles] 499 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,248 [Jasmine] Hmm... 500 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,083 Yes! 501 00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:42,170 [Abuelita] Stop! Stop! Jamal! 502 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,799 Don't burn the money. The money is not the thing that doesn't belong here. 503 00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:46,883 The money is not cursed. 504 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,136 [laughing] 505 00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:53,640 Oh, I'm not gonna lie. This cake is good! 506 00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,016 It just should have been chocolate. 507 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,519 [laughing] 508 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,104 Too soon, man. 509 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,523 Mario... 510 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:05,152 I want you to know that if that beautiful baby was yours, 511 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:06,862 I would've loved it. 512 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:07,904 But, whoo! 513 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:10,198 Thank God you're not going to be a daddy just yet. 514 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,117 -You dodged a bullet. -We all did. 515 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,828 That girl really didn't know. And that was a big ass bun... 516 00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:16,580 fully risen. Okay. 517 00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:18,540 The truth always comes out. 518 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:19,958 -Mm-hmm. -[Jasmine] Amen. 519 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,127 Hey, I need to tell you something. 520 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,465 You don't have to say it. I know. 521 00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:28,633 Uh... 522 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:30,719 [knock at door] 523 00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:35,015 What was your baby mama name again? Well, your fake baby mama? 524 00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:36,683 [Ruby] Amber. That's a black name. 525 00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:40,395 [Cesar] Hey, it's too soon. 526 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,689 [Ruby] Are you kidding me? It's not soon enough for you. 527 00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:44,566 [laughing] 528 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,319 Your ass should be at school. 529 00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:52,491 [guitar music playing] 530 00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:06,213 ♪ Oh, my brown paper bag Know your love's gonna last ♪ 531 00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:09,049 ♪ Even if I was hopeless  Hopeless ♪ 532 00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:12,385 ♪ My scribbled notes are your tats On your front and your back ♪ 533 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,304 ♪ I don't even need a notebook ♪ 534 00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:18,266 ♪ Oh, rob and steal everything ♪ 535 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,018 ♪ You conceal ♪ 536 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:23,146 ♪ All the ghosts from my past Get a toast and I laugh ♪ 537 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:26,233 ♪ As I choke on this gas Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪ 538 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:27,192 ♪ Hey ♪ 539 00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:42,541 ♪ Breathe in, breathe out ♪ 540 00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:55,303 ♪ Breathe in, breathe out ♪