1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,966 ["Superfly" playing] 2 00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:10,176 ♪ Walking in the sunshine ♪ 3 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:13,179 ♪ Running for the one time ♪ 4 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:16,266 ♪ But that was only one time ♪ 5 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,310 ♪ Okay it wasn't one time, uh ♪ 6 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,022 ♪ You ain't showing up lately ♪ 7 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:26,860 ♪ When you got a court date Suit and tie I'm super... ♪ 8 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:30,321 ♪ Fly ♪ 9 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,744 ♪ Woke up in a good mood ♪ 10 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,747 ♪ Telly for the cartoons ♪ 11 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,708 ♪ Kitchen for the noodles ♪ 12 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,252 ♪ 'Cause all we got is noodles ♪ 13 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:46,963 ♪ Tenner in my pocket Nothing in my wallet ♪ 14 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:50,008 ♪ You don't want no problems, no ♪ -[cell phone beeps] 15 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:52,552 ♪ Waiting for the one train Surfing on the subway ♪ 16 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:56,139 ♪ I don't surf on no waves, no way ♪ 17 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,769 ♪ Take me ♪ 18 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:06,274 ♪ Somewhere where no one can break me ♪ 19 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:11,988 ♪ Somewhere where I can be happy ♪ 20 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:17,202 ♪ For now I'm stuck in the matrix ♪ 21 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,579 -It's a new year. -And a new day. 22 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:21,706 Finally we can get back to normal. 23 00:01:21,998 --> 00:01:24,000 ♪ Sunshine ♪ 24 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,169 ♪ Running for the one time ♪ 25 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:27,128 [Ron] Turner! 26 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:32,967 Hauling and landfill costs: $996. 27 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:38,389 Turf resurfacing: $1,356. 28 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,101 Labor: $980. 29 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:45,188 Oh, and pain and suffering: $22.95. 30 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,231 Pain and suffering? 31 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:49,859 That's the cost of a case of beer for dealing with all of this shit. 32 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:52,987 Which brings the total football field repair cost 33 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:57,951 to $4,616.71. 34 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:00,453 So let me bottom-line this for you, son, 35 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:03,873 since I know a kid like you doesn't have that kind of cash lying around. 36 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,584 That's right. [clears throat] 37 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:10,505 Until you work off every dollar of that amount... 38 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,633 I own you. 39 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,345 [Jamal] Not cool. So not cool. 40 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,060 What? 41 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:25,645 Ugh! 42 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:27,939 Gotta be Tyrone. 43 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:33,653 Hello? 44 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,490 Hello? 45 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:41,703 Tyrone? 46 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,374 Tyrone? 47 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:55,633 It's okay. 48 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:58,094 Nothing to worry about. 49 00:02:58,595 --> 00:02:59,470 It's daylight... 50 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:03,850 and... and... and nothing ever happens in the locker rooms, so... it's all right. 51 00:03:04,058 --> 00:03:05,560 -[water running] -You're good. 52 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:10,773 [whimpers] 53 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:12,734 Tyrone! 54 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,203 [screams] 55 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,462 Guys, I got eyes on me. 56 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:35,840 Me too. The post-shooting lookie-loos are out in full force. 57 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:37,258 -Oh, Ruby! -[Jamal gasps] 58 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,929 -[shutter clicks] -Thank you. 59 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,389 I don't know how much longer I can be Bullet Boy. 60 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,016 I just wanna get back to normal. 61 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:46,017 -Normal? -[Jamal gasps] 62 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:47,852 Baby, you ain't never been normal! 63 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:50,813 You got that special sauce flowing through your veins. 64 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:54,108 And probably all over that juicy Nalga! [laughs] 65 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,528 Ruby said I could sit with y'all, so... 66 00:03:58,321 --> 00:03:59,864 [Ruby] Shoot! I forgot dessert. 67 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,824 Oh, you sit. I got you. 68 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:05,370 Sugar-free sweets for my super-sweet treat, coming right up! 69 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:09,249 I'm sorry! 70 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:12,335 But ever since my brush with death, I made a bargain with the big man. 71 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:13,461 Or woman? 72 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:15,630 Let's say the universe will be gender-neutral. 73 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:18,675 But part of that deal was to work on my karmic energy, 74 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,511 be a better person, so shit wouldn't go sideways again. 75 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:25,682 Part of that deal is to do charity, and Jasmine is my charity. 76 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,017 Couldn't you have saved a rain forest instead? 77 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,560 See? I knew this would be an issue. 78 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,939 Speaking of commitment, we need to make one. 79 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,275 What are we gonna do with the cheddar? 80 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,151 We need a plan of action ASAP. 81 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,696 First thing after school, all-hands meeting. 82 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:43,199 This kind of gouda can get ripe real quick. 83 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,493 I'm not sure we can handle it if people start sniffing around. 84 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:48,246 -Cheesy. But I like it. -Yes! 85 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,748 [Monse] Right now, the money as is makes us targets. 86 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:54,335 We need to move quickly to wash the cash so we can use it and help Cesar survive. 87 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,336 Yes. 88 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,213 Okay. So where are we meeting? 89 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,340 My dad is coming home this afternoon. 90 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:01,259 Okay, so we can't do it at Monse's, 91 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,594 my house is pretty tense post-dig debacle, 92 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,555 and Cesar never hosts. So, Ruby, it's you. 93 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,223 No. Your mom doesn't want me around. 94 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,726 Oh, my mom's got a job all week, so we're good. 95 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,352 My house after school. 96 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:12,895 -[Monse] All right. -[Cesar] Cool. 97 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:14,772 [Cesar sighs deeply] 98 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:17,984 Sorry I didn't tell you Dad was coming, but I didn't wanna stress you out. 99 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:20,695 And I know it's even more stressful to find out the last minute. 100 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:22,989 But you never wanna talk about it 'cause then you worry. 101 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:26,701 So instead of having you worry about it, I worry about it and solve the problem. 102 00:05:26,784 --> 00:05:30,747 I appreciate that you're trying to help, but I could have figured it out myself. 103 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,290 But you don't need to. 104 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:34,292 You have me, and I figured it out for you. 105 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,753 And what I figured out was a hostel! 106 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,797 -[scoffs] -I have enough money to pay for 3 nights. 107 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,966 I don't wanna take your money. You know. 108 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:45,053 [sighs] But we can't spend the RollerWorld money until it's clean. 109 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,972 So you have to take money from someone, and it might as well be me. 110 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:52,935 You just don't quit, do you? 111 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,020 Why would I? 112 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,898 Wait a minute. Remember my mom/non-mom? 113 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:58,608 The woman who I thought was my mom? 114 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:01,402 She asked me to babysit a few times last week when I wasn't available, 115 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:04,030 but she texted me about another job, a bigger job. 116 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:06,032 You mean she texted Laura. 117 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:09,577 She needs a teenager to consult for the book she's writing. 118 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:13,164 Hmm. So I guess none of what I just said about me trying to figure out 119 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:15,625 the situation on my own resonated. 120 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,420 Monse. You're gonna text her now, aren't you? 121 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:20,797 [Monse chuckling] 122 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,183 [breathing heavily] 123 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:38,898 [Jamal] We have to move the money. 124 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:40,691 I can't be the keeper alone. It's not safe. 125 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:44,028 Abuelita, I reserved the table for a two-hour block. 126 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,446 Didn't you see my note on the fridge? 127 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:49,784 It's fine. She knows about the money. 128 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:53,996 Okay. Well, since we found the money, I've done copious research. 129 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,415 This is why we're best friends. 130 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:56,916 -You're best friends? -Yeah. 131 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,334 You guys get to make out, 132 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,671 we get to be best friends. It's a trade-off. Bestie, present. 133 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:09,679 -[laughter] -Ew! And no! 134 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:15,393 Okay, team! We have 37-year-old cash 135 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:17,520 that we can't spend without raising eyebrows. 136 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,188 And we've all seen Breaking Bad. 137 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,440 We need a cash business. 138 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,400 [Abuelita in Spanish] Twenty, 40, 60... 139 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:25,445 Abuelita, please! We're trying to think how to clean the money. 140 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:27,864 Jamal, your dad literally owns a business. 141 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,950 No way. My dad's super particular about the books. It would never work. 142 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:34,954 But what if we started our own business? 143 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:36,706 How's Ruben's Fancy Festivities coming along? 144 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:41,335 At least three years away from launch, pending a Silicon Beach cash infusion. 145 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:44,881 [in Spanish] Four hundred and sixty plus 260... 146 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:46,424 Seven-twenty. 147 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:49,051 [in English] Aah! I put down too much. 148 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,303 [cell phone vibrates] 149 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,431 -Hello. -[Jasmine] Hi! 150 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:56,100 I'm shopping, was thinking about getting you a button-up. 151 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:59,145 -Cool. Gotta go. -Wait! Wait! What size is your neck? 152 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:00,938 I don't know! Average? 153 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:01,856 Average? 154 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:02,899 Wait! Wait! Wait! 155 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,360 Jamal, measure my neck. 156 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:09,572 Okay, no. You need to give me your phone. 157 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:12,283 This is not a joke. We're trying to move the money, 158 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:14,619 and you're here playing twiddly-thumbs with Jazmaspaz. 159 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:16,954 -Just don't text her back. -As if it were that easy! 160 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,998 I have a moral obligation to reply. 161 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:20,041 Or what? 162 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:22,627 -The universe is going to strike you down? -Maybe! 163 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:26,631 You know what? I'm calling it for today. I think we're hitting a wall. 164 00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:29,759 Let's reconvene tomorrow after a good night's sleep. 165 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:32,470 Take your damn... 166 00:08:32,553 --> 00:08:36,599 The thing about getting a good night's sleep is you actually need to sleep. 167 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,309 [Jamal] Don't you understand what's at stake? 168 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:40,895 I do and I want to do everything I can to help, 169 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:43,231 but we've been on the phone for hours. We're not getting anywhere. 170 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:46,359 I mean, 200k in this neighborhood, who wouldn't be paranoid? 171 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:48,486 No one knows about the money. Give it a rest. 172 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:50,738 -And get away from the window. -I'm not at the window. 173 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,865 -I'm hanging up now. -No! Don't-- 174 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,076 -[line disconnects] -Hello? 175 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,538 -[cell phone chimes, vibrates] -Jamal! 176 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,002 [cell phone chimes, vibrates] 177 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,003 [exhales deeply] 178 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:13,970 [Cesar sobbing] 179 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,306 -[glass shatters] -[siren wailing] 180 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,599 [man] This hostel is bullshit! 181 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:21,185 I paid my money. Get out of my bed! 182 00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:23,646 [sobbing] 183 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:28,109 [gasps] 184 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,278 Just relax. 185 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,904 [inhales deeply, exhales] 186 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:34,073 [inhales deeply, exhales] 187 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:38,869 It isn't real. 188 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:42,248 It's just a manifestation of your anxiety. 189 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,585 When you open your eyes, it will be gone. 190 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:47,753 [exhales] 191 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:49,964 [screams] 192 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:53,843 Dude, we need to relocate the green fast. 193 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,511 Like crazy fast, 'cause I'm going crazy. 194 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,306 I feel you. I didn't sleep more than a couple hours last night. 195 00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:59,223 A couple hours? 196 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:02,518 Then you don't get to complain. 'Cause I'm talking total sleep deprivation. 197 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:03,644 Like no sleep. 198 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:06,355 You know, maybe Ruby was onto something with this whole karma thing. 199 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,233 Maybe I need to make amends for digging up school property. 200 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,652 -Isn't that what you're doing? -Yes, but it goes deeper than that. 201 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,864 Maybe I screwed someone over in the process of getting the money. 202 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,157 -Who? -No one. 203 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,160 Nothing. I'm just playing around with a "what if?" 204 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,703 Oh. No, I get it. 205 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:24,498 Like what if I wash my clothes with those towels? 206 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:25,833 No biggie, but... 207 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:29,462 -it's not the cleanest machine. -I really have no other option 'cause-- 208 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:30,838 You're cheap. I know. 209 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:32,840 [exhales] 210 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,556 -What? -You have muscles. I can use those! 211 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,267 Meet me at my house after school. I need protection. 212 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,352 Protection from what? 213 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:47,605 Doesn't matter. I need you to be my bagman. My bodyguard. 214 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,357 Um. A bagman isn't a bodyguard. 215 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,776 -Whatever, it's the same thing. -No, it's really not. 216 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,235 A man carries a bag... 217 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,071 he's a bagman. 218 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,489 [Monse] It's in the bag! 219 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:57,698 I got the job! 220 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:01,369 Now I'll have enough money to loan you until, you know, something's washed. 221 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:04,497 After that, we won't have to worry. You can stay at the hostel indefinitely. 222 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,374 Indefinitely? 223 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:09,418 Or not. What's wrong with the hostel? 224 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:10,795 You hate it? 225 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,130 Are there random pubes on your pillows? 226 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,675 [sighs] That might have been mentioned in the Yelp review. 227 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,718 No, it's fine. More than fine. 228 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,470 Might as well be The Queen Mary. 229 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,514 -Isn't that a ship? -And a hotel. 230 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:22,973 It's supposed to be haunted. 231 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:26,185 Speaking of paranormal, I think Jasmine might be the Candyman. 232 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,853 I'm starting to feel really paranoid. 233 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:31,107 It's like every time I say her name a few times, she just appears. 234 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:32,525 [all gasp] 235 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,026 Sorry. Did I scare you? 236 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:36,195 There's a lot of that going around lately. 237 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:39,073 It's like one second you're minding your own business and then bam! 238 00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:41,158 Beady eyes and rosy cheeks staring right at you. 239 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,118 I know what you mean. 240 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:44,328 Although I wouldn't really say Jasmine has beady eyes. 241 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,330 Jasmine? Who's talking about Jasmine? 242 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:49,291 I am! 'Cause every time I say her name a few times, she just appears. 243 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,793 It's like, "Jasmine, Jasmine, Jasmine!" 244 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,920 -[singsongy] Boo! -[all gasp] 245 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,589 I found you! 246 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:56,966 You did. 247 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,719 What's wrong? You look pale. Are you okay? 248 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,595 No! I'm not okay! 249 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,681 [Ruby sighs] 250 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,643 Good vibes, good vibes, good vibes. 251 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,061 Hey, we'll catch you guys. 252 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,440 I'm not okay because I need something. 253 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,735 Uh, flaming hot Cheetos with chili, 254 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,112 chamoy, and extra lime from Raul's pink truck. 255 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:20,281 -Well, that's too bad, 'cause Raul is-- -Awesome! 256 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,284 Hey, you know what? 257 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,369 Ask, Papi, and you shall receive. 258 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:27,872 Thank you. That would be amazing. 259 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,248 [inhales] 260 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,209 [Ruby sighs deeply] 261 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,962 You know, that would be amazing. 262 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,922 Because Raul is retired. 263 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:38,048 Exactly. 264 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,886 Which means, maybe I won't be seeing some of her for quite some time. 265 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,263 I mean... 266 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,600 I'm gonna miss her and think nice thoughts about her while she's gone. 267 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,158 [bell dings] 268 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:06,702 [bell dings] 269 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,955 Laura, I'm so sorry I'm late. 270 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:14,168 No worries. But I can't stay as long as I'd hoped. The bus takes two hours. 271 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,836 Two hours? No, no, no. 272 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,630 I'll get you a lift. I insist. 273 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,508 -You want something to drink? -I'm good. 274 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:21,425 Okay. [sighs] 275 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:23,677 Let's get to it. 276 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,181 No, I'm not cool with this. Why can't the money stay with you? 277 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:28,224 Because it's your turn. 278 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,976 I'm just the bagman. 279 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,895 -Where's Monse? -She's not coming. 280 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,148 If she's not here to vote, how are we supposed to make any decisions? 281 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,775 [playing Monse] I designate Ruby as my proxy. 282 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,443 [sucks teeth] I'll allow it. 283 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,696 Okay. So let's get started. Anybody got any ideas? 284 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,825 Right here. I think we draw up a fake business plan 285 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,409 for an Owl Cafe. 286 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,370 Owl Pacino's Cappuccinos. 287 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,539 Get investors to front us the startup money, 288 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,790 then using that money, 289 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,708 make our business look even more legitimate 290 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:58,128 -and attract even more investors-- -[Monse] Jamal, it's a bad idea. 291 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,923 How do I debate with her if she's not even here? 292 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,467 There's no debate. It's a bad idea. 293 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,135 And a Ponzi scheme. 294 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,262 We know. 295 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,264 Actually, it sounds like you don't. 296 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,267 What you need is a cash business 297 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,103 so you can take your old bills, which you can't use, 298 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,981 and turn them into new bills, which you can. 299 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,443 Well, everyone in favor of using Abuelita's cash business 300 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,821 to turn our old bills into new bills say "Aye." 301 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,574 No. No. 302 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,242 I mean... 303 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,162 Yes, it could work. 304 00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:34,331 Maybe. 305 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,209 But it's going to take some time. 306 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:38,836 And... 307 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:43,340 I get a little something on top of my 20% share of the money, right? 308 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,885 What? How can you even make this about money? We're family! 309 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,761 And you should never do business with family, 310 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,681 which is why I shouldn't even be thinking about helping you. 311 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,516 Well, 20% is out of the question. 312 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,852 We're already splitting the money four ways. 313 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,270 Four ways? 314 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,188 Insult upon insult. 315 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,525 You want to cut me out. And you! 316 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,569 These pendejos didn't even believe in you. 317 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:04,820 They called you pathetic. 318 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,698 -I never said that. -But he thought it. 319 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:08,908 And that's worse. 320 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,659 -[knock at door] -Get that. 321 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,830 I... Don't look at me. I didn't say anything. 322 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:16,790 -Hey! -What? 323 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:21,128 Flamin' Hot Cheetos with chili, extra lime from Raul's truck. 324 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:24,089 -Raul's retired. -I know, it took three hours, round-trip! 325 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,758 Well, it's not long enough! 326 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,261 You just don't get it, do you? Well, see if you get this. 327 00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:35,392 You forgot the chamoy. 328 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:39,063 I... I didn't want it to get soggy. 329 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:46,946 What? 330 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:50,282 Okay, you know all that work you're doing to get right with the universe? 331 00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:51,784 -Well, that just ended. -No. 332 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:55,120 That was just one misstep. That's not how karma works. 333 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,082 Actually, I think that's exactly how karma works. 334 00:15:58,958 --> 00:15:59,792 No! 335 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,252 One good deed undoes one bad one. One for one. 336 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,504 No, no, no. 337 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:07,383 If that were true, you could literally go out and murder a baby seal, 338 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,135 and then as long as you recycled your compost, you'd be good. 339 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,847 Judging from what I just saw, you're like three dead baby seals in the red. 340 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,850 -[in Spanish] More like five. -[Cesar] You gotta apologize. 341 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:18,936 Listen to the bagman. 342 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,646 [Ruby sighs deeply] 343 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,943 So, I was in band for, like, two hours. I have no musical inclination. 344 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:29,738 Me too. My mom forced me to play clarinet for years. Hated it! 345 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,991 But band was way better than Pop Warner cheer. 346 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:35,202 -Oh, God. Cheer! What's the point? -[both chuckle] 347 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,748 You have any specific questions for me? I feel like I'm rambling. 348 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:43,043 -Not at all. You're helping a ton. -But you're not writing anything down. 349 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:48,549 True. I'm just so enjoying hearing everything about your life. 350 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,219 Freeridge sounds like it hasn't changed much. 351 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,389 I thought you didn't know Freeridge. 352 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,101 I mean, from how I imagined it to be. 353 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,395 My story is set in a similar world. 354 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:04,648 Are you sure you wanna set it in a place like Freeridge? 355 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,358 It's not exactly a beach read. 356 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:08,152 I mean... 357 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,572 the only girlfriend I've ever had was gunned down at her own quince. 358 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,282 And my boyfriend is homeless. 359 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,659 Oh, Laura. I'm so sorry. 360 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,244 Me too. 361 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,122 How are you coping with that? 362 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,419 I guess somewhere along the way I got a little numb to loss. 363 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,129 My mom left me when I was three. 364 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,131 [cell phone vibrating] 365 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,469 My dad. Mind if I take this? 366 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,263 Take it. I'm gonna use the ladies' room. 367 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,016 Hey, Dad. 368 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,727 Dinner? I don't know. Whatever you want. 369 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,521 ♪ Short and sweet ♪ 370 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,524 ♪ Just the kind of girl you wanna meet ♪ 371 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,694 ♪ Always happy, never sad I love to hang with Dad! ♪ 372 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,071 ♪ Short and sweet ♪ 373 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,740 ♪ You're the hero that I wanna meet ♪ 374 00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:59,119 What up, Peeper? 375 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,538 You weren't answering your door. 376 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,999 Because I'm in the middle of a show. 377 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,587 Mr. Flores, hi. 378 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,714 I'm your neighbor Ruby Martinez. 379 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,760 [whispering] Is he mad at me? 380 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,471 Or... high? 381 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,181 [whispering] Why are you whispering? 382 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:22,017 -Because he's right there. -Not really. 383 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,728 Hey, Papi, you're looking a little red. 384 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:27,940 Get his arms. 385 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,361 What? You just gonna stand there and watch a man burn? 386 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,616 What? Something happen to him? 387 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:38,867 Afghanistan. 388 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,702 Hey, get the tops of his feet. 389 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,540 Last time I forgot, he didn't talk to me for a week. 390 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,211 -Oh. -[chuckles] 391 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,841 Listen, I came over here to apologize. 392 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,677 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have blown up at you like that. 393 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,095 Oh, boo, it's fine. 394 00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,972 I know I can be a little much. 395 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,349 Some people even find me annoying. 396 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,185 Okay, most people. 397 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,897 But when you've had enough doors slammed in your face, you kinda get used to it. 398 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:13,569 I mean, some people may not like me, but that just means I got to love myself 399 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:14,945 that much more. 400 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,656 I can be a little much too. 401 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:18,574 Oh, I know. 402 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:22,202 But who cares? You gotta be you. Why live for other people? 403 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,164 Why are you letting me off so easy? 404 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:27,374 'Cause I know you got a lot on your plate. 405 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,960 I mean, shit, Ruby, you just got shot. 406 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:32,462 Olivia's dead. 407 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,800 -That's all I think about. -Yo, I get it. 408 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,888 When my dad first came home, all I did was bargain with the universe 409 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,598 for things to go back to the way they were. 410 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,808 But they never did, so... 411 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,060 I realized if I wanted things to change, 412 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,314 I'd have to focus on the things that I can actually control. 413 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:53,775 And the only thing I could actually control... was me. 414 00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,653 So I decided to be happy. 'Cause why screw yourself 415 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,780 if the universe is just gonna screw you anyway? 416 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:02,826 Right, Papi? 417 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,249 -[Jamal] Abuelita! -[screams] Get out! 418 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,709 -[Cesar exhales] -Abuelita! 419 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:12,419 Listen to me. 420 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:13,962 I'm begging you. 421 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,298 We can't do this without you. We need you! 422 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,343 -Like tacos need Tuesday. -Like Batman needs Robin. 423 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,970 Does Batman really need Robin? 424 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,351 All I'm hearing is how much you need me. 425 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,853 The real question is why do I need you? 426 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,647 You want 20%, you got it. 427 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,483 That offer expired. You need to go. 428 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,400 Wait! 429 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,236 -Jamal's told me many of your stories. -[scoffs] 430 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,446 You really lived it up back in the day, didn't you? 431 00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:41,198 Is he going somewhere with this? 432 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:45,535 My point is, when was the last time you felt like you really lived? 433 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,455 Felt that rush of adrenaline from doing something you knew 434 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,374 you weren't supposed to do? 435 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,251 This isn't just easy money. 436 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:56,213 This is an opportunity for adventure. Excitement. 437 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,550 I don't need to break the law to blow my boobs back. 438 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,469 I could go skydiving or get a motorcycle. 439 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:03,387 With what money? 440 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:04,846 Think about it! 441 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,640 Don't you want to travel? 442 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:11,311 Picture yourself at an all-inclusive resort like Sandals. 443 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:14,231 You're right on a beach, you've got a drink in your hand. 444 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,317 -Okay! -And you just dipped your toe in the pool. 445 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,361 Pool? I thought I was on a beach. 446 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:20,779 [Cesar] Ahem! 447 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,615 With 25%, you could have both. 448 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,201 Well, I like the sound of that. 449 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:28,787 -I'm-- -35%! 450 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:31,373 [Cesar] Please, Abuelita! Pretty please! 451 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:32,666 I'm in! 452 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:35,752 Shake on it. 453 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,141 Jasmine? 454 00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,018 I, uh... 455 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,438 I got to apologize. 456 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,065 -I thought you already did. -Yeah, but... 457 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,902 I wasn't saying sorry 'cause I was sorry. 458 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,280 I was saying sorry 'cause I felt obligated. 459 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:04,740 Obligated to who? 460 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:06,992 The universe. 461 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,536 I know it doesn't make any sense, but... 462 00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:11,621 I felt like... 463 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:14,041 if I was nice to you, then... 464 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,961 maybe the universe would stop making me feel so sad about Olivia. 465 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:22,382 What if I told you that you were the universe? 466 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,677 [crying] 467 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:30,515 I know you said I have more control than I think... 468 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,061 but it doesn't feel that way. 469 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,358 I just wanna go back to before all this happened. 470 00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:43,362 I keep replaying everything in my head. 471 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,907 She wanted to cancel the quince. 472 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,786 What if I hadn't forced her to have it? 473 00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:51,912 You did nothing wrong. 474 00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:54,873 What if I hadn't pulled her on the dance floor? 475 00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:57,709 Or what if I hadn't swung her around when I saw Latrelle? 476 00:22:58,668 --> 00:23:02,297 Maybe the bullet would have only gone through her and just killed me. 477 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,757 You did nothing wrong! 478 00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:07,803 I should've dropped to the floor, or ducked down! 479 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,471 But you did nothing wrong! 480 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,182 You're just saying that. But-- 481 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:13,809 Stop punishing yourself. 482 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:17,062 There is nothing that you could have or you should have done. 483 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:18,522 Nothing. 484 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,357 And you know why? 485 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:22,567 Aye, Ruby, 'cause for all the reasons 486 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,112 that you're trying to make right with the universe... 487 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:28,031 the universe is just gonna be what it is. 488 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:31,076 -[Ruby sniffling] -It's fate, baby. 489 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,787 And you can't do anything to change that. 490 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,625 Bad things happen to good people all the time. 491 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,169 For no reason. 492 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:50,595 Thank you. 493 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,058 We're gonna be really good friends. 494 00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:58,687 We already are. 495 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:04,860 You blew me away back there. I shouldn't have underestimated you. 496 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,404 It's the muscles. Throws people off. 497 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:12,242 -Hey, we make a pretty good team. -Yeah. We do, don't we? [chuckles] 498 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,790 Hey, do you believe in karma? 499 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,711 Like... do you think I'm paying for what I did? 500 00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:25,255 -But you didn't do anything. -But that's the thing. 501 00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:27,007 Maybe I should've. 502 00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:29,593 Dude, are you crazy? 503 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,596 You think you have bad karma because you didn't kill someone? 504 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,265 Dude, you didn't kill someone! 505 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,143 You're not in a gang anymore. You can sleep at night. 506 00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:39,144 Actually, I can't. 507 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:42,898 I haven't in a long time, since... I've had no home. 508 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,526 Well, why don't you stay with me? 509 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:50,155 You never asked. 510 00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:51,698 Well, I'm asking. 511 00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:54,951 In fact, I could really use the backup, 'cause I got some heat on me. 512 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:55,869 Heat from who? 513 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:57,120 You mean from what? 514 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:58,538 [door opens] 515 00:24:58,622 --> 00:24:59,539 You're weird. 516 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,208 -And you're pretty. -[door shuts] 517 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:02,876 [Cesar clears throat] 518 00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:04,169 -How'd it go? -Uh... 519 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:06,755 Jasmine's eating lunch with us every day. 520 00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:09,591 Wow. She really worked you. 521 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,844 No. I like Jasmine. 522 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:21,978 If your dad is on the road most of the time, who stays with you? 523 00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:25,440 I had a babysitter, but now I'm old enough to stay by myself. 524 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:27,651 That's a lot of responsibility. 525 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:31,988 I know you said your mom wasn't in the picture, 526 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:35,909 but... do you have a stepmom, or does your father have a girlfriend? 527 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,578 Nope, no lady friends. 528 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,205 Is that hard for you? 529 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:41,498 In what way? 530 00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:44,000 To be without a mother? 531 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:47,712 Does your dad ever talk to you about yours? 532 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,758 [chuckles] You don't have to answer that. 533 00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:53,677 It's a tough subject, I can imagine. 534 00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:57,013 I don't mind. 535 00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:00,433 We don't really talk a lot about my mom. 536 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:03,311 Not because of me, but because I think it's too tough on my dad. 537 00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:07,148 I didn't really know her when she left, so losing her, 538 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,277 in a strange way, wasn't as hard on me as it was on him. 539 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,279 Is that weird? 540 00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:14,155 So you're not mad at your mom? 541 00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:15,282 Nope. 542 00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:19,828 I realized at an early age that we all have choices about things. 543 00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:22,289 I could be mad at my mom or choose to believe 544 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:24,291 that there's a good reason why she left. 545 00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,334 A reason that had nothing to do with me 546 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,920 and that choice feels like the right one to make. 547 00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:33,800 Selena leaving had nothing to do with her daughter. 548 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:35,510 Selena? 549 00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:38,847 Is that your character's name? That's my mom's name. 550 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,057 My dad's name is Monty and my mom's name is Selena. 551 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,351 -That's why-- -That's why we named you Monse. 552 00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:44,769 ["Messages From Her" playing] 553 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:48,106 ♪ Look how you found me ♪ 554 00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:53,486 ♪ A broken part enough for two ♪ 555 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:57,032 ♪ For me and you ♪ 556 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,913 ♪ Just reminiscence ♪ 557 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:08,418 ♪ Of the best parts of my youth ♪ 558 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:12,756 ♪ I wish I was her for good ♪ 559 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:19,888 ♪ A piece of me ain't there ♪ 560 00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:23,892 ♪ 'Cause nothing can compare ♪ 561 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:27,771 ♪ To life when I was young ♪ 562 00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:35,153 ♪ That girl inside me stays ♪ 563 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:38,865 ♪ If I'm not here for me ♪ 564 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:43,453 ♪ She will be there ♪ 565 00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:48,249 ♪ Dadadadadada.... ♪