1 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:07,966 ♪ Money, money ♪ 2 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:10,260 ♪ Money, money, money ♪ 3 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:13,430 [male voice] Bow down to Money Bunny and get your cash fast. 4 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:17,767 [man on radio] The LAPD has issued an APB after four men in monster masks 5 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,562 pulled off a brazen midday heist at Freeridge Savings. 6 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:21,813 Security footage shows... 7 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:23,898 That's less than a mile from here. [turns off radio] 8 00:00:24,065 --> 00:00:26,317 [sighs deeply] Bad news doesn't sell barbecue. 9 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:27,652 And you're folding wrong. 10 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,988 It's triangles, not rectangles. 11 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,742 Paula! This is Dwayne's, not Hooters. 12 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,910 The only belly we serve is pork. 13 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,996 [music playing on stereo] 14 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:45,211 Staring at your phone isn't gonna change things. 15 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:47,172 It's been almost a month and she hasn't hit you back? 16 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:49,466 Should I send her something or go over there? 17 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:50,759 What would you do? 18 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,552 I'd distract myself. 19 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:55,221 With work. At my job! 20 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:58,516 -I just miss the sound of her voice. -Are we talking about the same Monse? 21 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,852 [sighs] I miss her hair. How she sucks-- 22 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:01,978 No, no, no! 23 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,230 Her lips, when she's nervous. 24 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,316 [cell phone vibrating] 25 00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:10,487 Mario? That's weird. 26 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:11,905 Hello? 27 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:14,074 Dude, I... I need your help. Ruby won't get out of bed. 28 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:15,617 Oh, he finally got that Tempur-Pedic. 29 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,620 No. No. He's... he's just in a massive funk. 30 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,372 Yes, but no. 31 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:23,458 -Did you try tickling him? -Tickling? 32 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:26,294 [scoffs] It's too hard to explain. I know all his spots. I'll be right over. 33 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:27,796 Okay. Got to go. 34 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:29,923 Ruby needs me. You're in charge while I'm gone. 35 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:30,924 Be back soon. 36 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,008 I... 37 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:38,473 -Que onda, compa? -What's up, man? How are you? 38 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:41,392 -Heard the good news. Congrats, Papa. -Yeah. thanks, man. 39 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:42,685 Baby mama cravings? 40 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,355 -No, these are for Ruby. -[man on radio] We go live now 41 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:48,983 to Maria Sanchez with an update on the Freeridge robbery. 42 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:49,984 [in Spanish] Turn it up. 43 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,570 [woman on radio] Police have tracked down a stolen and abandoned vehicle 44 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,072 used by the bank robbers. 45 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:58,118 The LAPD is asking for the public's help in identifying the suspects 46 00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,828 -who are still... -So how's Little Man? 47 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,746 Oh, you know, he's been better. 48 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,207 -He's been through it. -Yeah, man. 49 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:07,794 Uh, never seen him like this before. Been monitoring him and... 50 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:10,004 nothing will get him out of bed. 51 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:12,549 Nothing? 52 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:18,096 Mario, I just wanna sleep. 53 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,060 Wakey-wakey, biatch! 54 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,985 You got a lot of furry friends. 55 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:33,695 They're the twins. 56 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:35,697 You named them? 57 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,533 No. That's my brother-in... 58 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:41,077 Doesn't matter.  59 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:43,872 Get up. 60 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:47,417 -We're going to a party. -I'm not in a celebratory mood. 61 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,296 I've lost people, too. 62 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,968 -Then you should know how I feel. -Yep. So let's go. 63 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,678 A party isn't gonna help. 64 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,725 -Don't make me carry you. -[Ruby sighs] 65 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:08,062 [Mario] Can I come, too? 66 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,024 Please? 67 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:14,694 -[door bangs] -[Jamal] Ruby? 68 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:15,987 He's not here. 69 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,616 Why call in the doctor when there's no patient? Where'd he go? 70 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,784 Don't know, don't care. 71 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,121 -What's with the ice? -Ugh! My hands are no good. 72 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,290 -Been almost a month. -A month! 73 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:31,377 Do you have pain? Numbness? Tingling? Radiation? 74 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:35,173 [gasps] Could be carpal tunnel, chicken pox, trigger finger, malaria. 75 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:36,966 I think it's arthritis. 76 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:40,845 [sighs] 77 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,056 -[Abuelita moans] -You know, 78 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,601 you're a real hero for working through the pain. 79 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:48,770 No, I'm not working. 80 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,482 -Then what's happening with the money? -Nothing. 81 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:55,818 Listen. I'm picking up what you're putting down. 82 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,737 But you need to hit the track, woman. 83 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,530 I can't jog right now. 84 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:00,865 Ain't talking jogging. 85 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,742 You need to run those stacks, feel me? 86 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:03,660 Jamal... 87 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,913 I can't make cream if I can't milk. 88 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,207 We gotta get in urgent care now.  89 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:10,917 I don't do doctors. 90 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,753 Dammit, woman! Fine! 91 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,088 [exhales deeply] 92 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,048 Then we go to the curandera. 93 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:19,300 La curandera? 94 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:21,636 Rosario? No! 95 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,722 That woman is dead to me. 96 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:28,726 Pick your poison. 97 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,272 ["Cara Linda" playing] 98 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,074 How's this supposed to make me feel better? 99 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:46,536 -We just got here. -And I already wanna leave. 100 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:49,330 -Yo, let's dip. No one's gonna notice. -No, dude. 101 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,498 Having a good time? 102 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:54,043 -Honestly-- -The best... time. 103 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:57,171 -[in Spanish] Above. -[in Spanish] Below. 104 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:58,881 -To the center. -And inside. 105 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:02,802 [in English] I prefer to sip. 106 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:09,309 -Dude, relax. We're at a party! -A Santos party. 107 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:10,810 It's not like someone's gonna come here 108 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:13,521 and whack the place up with the truce and all, all right? So just breathe, 109 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:16,190 have a drink, or four. I'm not gonna tell Mom. 110 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:20,361 Look. Think of today as a rare chance to hang with your big bro. 111 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,447 All right? 'Cause tonight I got you. 112 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:23,531 I got you! 113 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:27,327 Doesn't that look like... Oh, shit! 114 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:29,787 It's Angelica. Oh, my God. I can't face her. 115 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,498 I'm... I'm a dropout living at home. I'm a cliché! 116 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,168 -[softly] Am I a cliché? -Yeah. Kind of. 117 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:36,836 [exhales deeply] I gotta hide. 118 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,634 I don't wanna be here. 119 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,095 I don't wanna be here. 120 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:47,597 [exhales deeply] 121 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:12,955 You, with the shaved head. 122 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:14,290 And you... 123 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,042 with the other shaved head. 124 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:17,377 [in Spanish] Come here. 125 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:20,088 [in English] We need to feng shui these things now. 126 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:22,673 [exhales deeply] Okay, who brought the apps? 127 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,885 I respect the attempt, but come on. 128 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:29,347 A chip must support the dip, the veggies should be served cold, 129 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:31,808 and the guac is store-bought. What kind of a Mexican are you? 130 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,936 -Yeah, man! -This party flow is all wrong, people. 131 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:36,187 I want stations. 132 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:38,981 [exhales deeply] Okay, we need to fix this sitch now. 133 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,114 This is so weird. 134 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,741 I can't believe I let you drag me here! 135 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,327 -Higher plane, woman. Higher plane. -[scoffs] 136 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,872 Marisol. 137 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,582 Rosario. 138 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,753 I see the years have not been kind to you. 139 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,966 And gravity is not your friend. 140 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:07,093 Is your husband still dead? 141 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,428 You still got the herpes? 142 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,263 At least I am getting laid. 143 00:07:10,346 --> 00:07:12,098 Once a skank, always a skank! 144 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:14,600 -Yeah, well it takes one to know one! -Excuse me! 145 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:17,145 Enough slut-shaming! 146 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:21,357 And not to mention, one in six people have herpes, so let's not stigmatize. 147 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:23,734 How can I help you? 148 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,404 My friend here is having a problem with her hands. 149 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:30,241 Too many back alley handies? 150 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:33,786 You... Ow! Ow! 151 00:07:34,912 --> 00:07:36,122 I don't need this shit! 152 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:37,623 No. 153 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,709 -Jamal! -Don't "Jamal" me! 154 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:41,794 [softly] Do you want 35% of nothing? 155 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:50,678 Ugh. 156 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:54,474 Do what you have to do. 157 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:57,477 [spits] 158 00:07:58,186 --> 00:07:59,437 ["Immortales" playing] 159 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:08,362 Hey, uh, what are you doing? 160 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:11,824 Righting a wrong. I mean, who uses mismatched plasticware? 161 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,409 Is this a spork? 162 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:15,411 Useless! 163 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,414 Great. Listen. I was... I was wrong earlier. I should've... 164 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,124 I should've listened and respected your feelings. 165 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:22,460 So if you're still feeling uncomfortable here, 166 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:24,378 we should bail. Like... like, now. 167 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:25,796 Seriously? More sporks? 168 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,552 [exhales] Hey, uh, you? 169 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:33,554 Uh. 170 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,477 So... how's Berkeley? 171 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:40,520 Oh, good. 172 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:42,522 I mean... I mean great, really great. 173 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,357 Uh, I went hard the first semester. 174 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:47,568 I landed an internship and I, uh, I got a girlfriend. 175 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,071 Um, she's white. That goes without saying. 176 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,949 So I guess I am a man of my word. [chuckles] 177 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:56,661 Uh, yeah, and she's rich, like, generational wealth rich. 178 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:58,204 Like 401k and all that stuff. 179 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:00,873 Yeah, and they have a boat, so I'm learning how to sail. 180 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,376 [chuckles] So, when in Rome, right? 181 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:07,088 Except we're gonna be in the Hamptons this summer. 182 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,214 Summering. 183 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:11,342 Uh... Yeah, I just wanted you to know that. 184 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:13,469 Yeah, so, um... 185 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,888 Well, it was great talking to you. 186 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,272 It's all about... 187 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:26,857 north to south. 188 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:28,693 Not east to west. 189 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:30,236 Get more juice that way. 190 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,549 [spanks] Enjoy the party. 191 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,391 And Ruben's back! 192 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,853 [phone keyboard ticking] 193 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:12,820 [chuckles] Don't send it. 194 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,364 I'm not sending anything. 195 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,326 -Don't know what you're talking about. -She's ghosting you. 196 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,910 [chuckles] She's not like that. 197 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,037 Sure seems that way. 198 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:23,080 I know it seems that way, 199 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:24,582 but she's... 200 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,169 [exhales deeply] She's ghosting me. 201 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:29,879 I deserve it. 202 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,714 You blow her off for your friends? 203 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,382 -No. -You step out? 204 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,508 -No. -[chuckles] 205 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,801 Then what's her problem? 206 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:37,803 I gave her an ultimatum. 207 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,263 An ultimatum? 208 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,474 I asked her to choose me or her mom. 209 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,560 You're cute, but you're dumb. 210 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,938 [Jamal] Don't get too close! 211 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:50,274 This is gonna work, right? I need her back on the street, 212 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,317 like yesterday. 213 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,779 -What is that? -Birch water and hummingbird blood. 214 00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:56,739 -Hummingbird? -[Rosario] Uh-huh. 215 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:58,032 Why not a crow? 216 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:01,369 Or an eagle, or an emu, something to kick this into a higher gear? 217 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,996 Who has been doing this for 32 years? 218 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,506 [retching] 219 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:16,926 How about this? 220 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,761 It smells nasty as hell,  it's gotta be potent-- 221 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:19,929 That is my lunch! 222 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:23,224 [sighs] 223 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:28,896 [softly] Ugh. 224 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:32,358 Uh-huh. 225 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,404 Open your hands. 226 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:39,699 Stop messing with me! 227 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:40,908 [in Spanish] Open your hands! 228 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:45,955 -[grunts] Ow! Ow! -Whoa! Whoa! 229 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,542 This is going to require... 230 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:53,087 something more, something that will use 231 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:56,090 all of my knowledge and skills. 232 00:11:56,924 --> 00:12:00,302 And... for another hundred dollars. 233 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,973 -Something wrong? -Yeah! We don't appreciate the upsell! 234 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,600 Urgent care is right down the street! 235 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:07,727 No doctors! 236 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:17,528 Drink. 237 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:21,949 [retches] 238 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:23,909 I can't do this. 239 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,536 The hell you won't. 240 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:31,375 [breathing heavily] 241 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,919 [chanting] Drink! Drink! Drink! 242 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,005 Drink! Drink! Drink! 243 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,965 [screams] 244 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,176 [cheering, applauding] 245 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,721 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 246 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,014 Hey! 247 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,017 The king's gotta go drain his royal scepter, 248 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,644 but he'll be back to defend his crown. 249 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:52,897 [all] Yeah! 250 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:54,815 [faint rap music playing] 251 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:04,492 Call me the new Lil' Ricky 'cause RollerWorld ain't got nothing on us. 252 00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:06,660 Oh, my bad. 253 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,245 I'm just looking to pee. 254 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:11,957 [Paula] Hold up. 255 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,710 You didn't have a place to stay, you told her how much you needed her, 256 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,045 and she still walked away? 257 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,464 Even after all those years of knowing each other? 258 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:19,548 [scoffs] 259 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:21,926 You're being way too hard on yourself. 260 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,136 I'm sorry, but you're not the bad guy here. 261 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,221 Look at me. 262 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,264 You were honest. 263 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:28,682 That's the hard part. 264 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,768 She bounced. 265 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:32,853 That's the easy part. 266 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,106 Yeah. I didn't think of it that way. 267 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,316 Let me see her. 268 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:42,780 [chuckles] 269 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:44,406 She's pretty. 270 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,367 [scoffs] Understatement. 271 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,035 Who's the guy with her? 272 00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:50,371 Jamal. Or Ruby. 273 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:51,997 It's not Jamal. 274 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,959 And this guy doesn't look like a Ruby. 275 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,547 You're doing lots of worrying about someone 276 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,882 who's obviously not worrying about you. 277 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,718 [all cheering] Ruby! Ruby! 278 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,554 Ruby! Ruby! 279 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,389 What up, everybody? 280 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:09,890 -Yeah! -[all cheering] 281 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,726 I wanna give a big shout-out to Spooky. 282 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,145 [all] Spooky! Spooky! Spooky! 283 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,063 [Ruby] Yo! 284 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,315 I didn't wanna come tonight. 285 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,693 But Spooky made me come. 286 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,069 [all] Whoa! 287 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:26,907 And now I feel great! Like a new man.  288 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,242 -[man] Right. -Thank you, Spooky. 289 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,577 [all cheering] 290 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,454 Oh! I also wanna give a shout-out to my big brother, Mario. 291 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,873 [all cheering] 292 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,916 -I love you! -[Mario] I love you!   293 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,378 And thank you for making me an uncle in the next couple of months! 294 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:40,754 [all] Whoo! 295 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,298 You're gonna have a baby? 296 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,258 Yeah, I'm gonna be a dad. 297 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,803 -Oh! -Damn! 298 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:48,971 [Ruby] Oh, uh... 299 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,723 [stammers] Anyways, 300 00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:53,851 uh, I've been in a really dark place. 301 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,604 But tonight, yo, you guys, 302 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,105 you've shown me the light. 303 00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:00,149 And I wanna give something back. 304 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,068 DJ! Spin that shit! 305 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,029 -[man] Yeah. -[all] Whoa! 306 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,281 [rock music playing] 307 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:11,577 ♪ I'm like 4 foot 11 Nearly went to heaven ♪ 308 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:14,163 ♪ But God said it wasn't my time ♪ 309 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,248 ♪ Sent me back to spit this rhyme! ♪ 310 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,126 ♪ Weight on my chest Got me feeling depressed ♪ 311 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,712 ♪ Make me wanna choke Like a Spooky cigarette ♪ 312 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:22,880 [all laugh] 313 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:26,634 ♪ This is my modern day beat Since my life went to pieces  ♪ 314 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,553 ♪ The Prophet couldn't shoot straight Now I'm rolling and griefing, hey! ♪ 315 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,473 ♪ A killer roaming the streets You better hope we never meet ♪ 316 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:35,684 ♪ So I can prime it like a mic I'm a dropper! Aye! ♪ 317 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,019 [all yelling] 318 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,189 -[man] Yo, Prophets... -[woman] Bitches! 319 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,776 [all] Prophets suck! Prophets suck! 320 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,487 Prophets suck! Prophets suck! 321 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,323 -Prophets suck! Prophets suck! -Hey, hey. 322 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:52,284 Yo, check it out! Let's go roll up on these punk-ass fools! 323 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,370 Yeah! 324 00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,872 Hold up! Uh, hold up. Wait! 325 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,499 [indistinct chattering] 326 00:15:59,124 --> 00:15:59,959 Yo. 327 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,628 What the hell just happened? 328 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,756 -I don't think the truce just ended. -What? 329 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,467 Wait, what? Oh. 330 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,513 -Let's go, dude. -We gotta... we gotta go. 331 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,598 [vocalizing tribal chants] 332 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,897 Now show me your hands. 333 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,318 This cannot be! 334 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,154 In all my years, this has never happened. 335 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,573 -Unless-- -Unless what? 336 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:32,992 -Nothing. -Nah... 337 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,661 D-- Don't tease! Nobody likes a tease! 338 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:42,459 There is something you have come in contact with that is very, very bad. 339 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:47,464 Are you saying we have a bigger problem on our hands than her hands? 340 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:51,427 Is there something hidden in your house? 341 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,973 Something that does not belong there? 342 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,684 -Well-- -Nothing! 343 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:03,105 We, she touched nothing! Nothing new, nothing old. Isn't that right, Abuelita? 344 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,482 Whatever that nothing is, 345 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,067 it is something! 346 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:10,237 And that something in your house... 347 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,157 does not belong there. 348 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,952 It is cursed. 349 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,996 [gasps] Oh! 350 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,415 [bangs] 351 00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:22,708 Sorry, Rosario, 352 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:26,045 but you are getting a very harshly-worded Yelp review! 353 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,921 We came here looking for a cure 354 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,299 and you upsold us on a bag of... 355 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,801 -a bag of dicks! -[Rosario] What? 356 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,471 I didn't even use my bag of dicks! 357 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,806 -[alarm rings] -Oh. 358 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,434 That's my 11:30. 359 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,811 I'm gonna notarize a court petition. 360 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,105 Don't... move! 361 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:47,775 [chimes] 362 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,945 We're out of here. This is bullshit. 363 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,072 Or is it? 364 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,491 Think about it. 365 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,826 Those guys who stole the RollerWorld money... 366 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:01,830 Frankie, Benito, Lil' Ricky, all dead. 367 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:06,043 And then you find the money, and look what happened to Ruby and Olivia. 368 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,836 And now you give it to me and look! 369 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,588 She's making shit up! 370 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,091 -Nothing's happened to me. -Not yet! 371 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,467 Look. 372 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,260 Rosario is a slut, 373 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:18,472 and yes, I still hate her for selling me bad weed in '83, 374 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:22,184 but she comes from a long line of curanderas. 375 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,979 Curanderas who see things... 376 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,023 that we can't see. 377 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:32,528 [yawns] Who knew you had skills on the mic? 378 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,488 Some things can't be denied. 379 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:35,656 [chuckles] 380 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,535 Thank you. 381 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,496 I had a really good time tonight. 382 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:45,999 [sighs] 383 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,464 You know when Mom called that night from the hospital? 384 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,385 I felt this cold, sick feeling throughout my body. 385 00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,888 And it wasn't just because you almost died. 386 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,767 But at that moment, I thought of how shitty I treated you growing up. 387 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,522 How I hated when Mom would buy us matching shirts or... 388 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,651 how annoyed I was when you'd tag along with me and my friends and... 389 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,446 how you always liked the same music I liked. 390 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,198 I just wanted to be like you. 391 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,116 Don't. 392 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,160 Be better. 393 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,207 I'm sorry for being shitty. 394 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:34,047 I didn't know how awesome my brother was then, but... I do now. 395 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,467 Can I tell you something? 396 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,763 This is pretty comfy! 397 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,348 Told you. 398 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,268 And if either of us sports wood in their sleep, 399 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:47,978 the other will never know. 400 00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:49,605 [Ruby chuckles] 401 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,566 [Amber] Um, please don't stain my maternity pillow. 402 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,528 You think they're together? 403 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,156 I think... 404 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,700 you don't wanna know what I think. 405 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,829 Look, the best thing you can do is just take your mind off her. 406 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,917 Well, my shift's up, so... 407 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,836 I'm gonna go, unless... 408 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,214 you wanna put in some overtime? 409 00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:32,356 [Jamal] Think about it!  It all makes sense. 410 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:35,025 The night I found the money, Ruby and Olivia got shot.   411 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,610 Then, I get busted by coach, 412 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,154 and now, Abuelita's fingers are all Freaky Friday and I can't-- 413 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,072 Jamal! 414 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,115 There's no curse. Let it go. 415 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,034 Just go to sleep. 416 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:45,786 Okay. 417 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:47,579 You're right. 418 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,122 [Cesar sighs] 419 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,250 ["If They Only Knew" playing] 420 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:56,129 -But what if-- -You're not cursed! I'm not cursed. 421 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,966 Curses are just justifications for people's bad choices. 422 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,426 You didn't do anything wrong. And neither did I. 423 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,263 If I was cursed, I'd feel guilty about things with Monse. 424 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,764 But I don't, so good night. 425 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,810 [exhales deeply] 426 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:18,568 [exhales deeply] 427 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:54,438 ♪ Left me alone right after You caught me up ♪ 428 00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:58,025 ♪ I never thought I'd be the one To ever fall in love ♪ 429 00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:01,987 ♪ I can't escape the things you do  Even after you’re gone ♪ 430 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:04,990 ♪ But, baby, I follow you still ♪ 431 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,159 ♪ Oh, I loved you ♪ 432 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,120 ♪ You ride through the dark ♪ 433 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:13,749 ♪ I like the way you laugh The way you see it fall apart ♪ 434 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:17,377 ♪ Now I can never be the same That I was at the start ♪ 435 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:20,714 ♪ Girl, come on, make it, babe ♪ 436 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,427 SDH created by Salonee Kadam