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‎我來為各位介紹一位藝人

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‎從前叫做小瑞奇

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‎目前則是叫做鵝爸爸

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‎當他不再混幫派

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‎就開始為有錢小鬼發展事業

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‎播放證物Ａ

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‎…下課，是時候吃午餐了

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‎傑克和吉兒爬上山

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‎因為他們肚子餓

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‎瑪莉有隻小羔羊

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‎但她無法吃下去

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‎那是她的寵物

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‎如果證物A的證明還不夠

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‎我再提出證物B

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‎三隻瞎鼠

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‎三隻瞎鼠

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‎真不錯

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‎你看不到我看的怎麼辦？

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‎三隻瞎鼠

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‎黑羊咩咩

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‎黑羊咩咩

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‎有羊毛嗎？

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‎但我是色盲

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‎別當蠢蛋

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‎他就算能藏起面容

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‎也藏不起他爛透的音流

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‎請見證物B的附件A

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‎小瑞奇的舊混音帶

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‎矮胖子坐牆頭

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‎栽了一個大跟斗

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‎摔得很嚴重

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‎屁股都摔破

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‎好啦，你贏了，你是隊長

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‎-帶我們去天堂吧
‎-我們相信你

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‎無畏隊長，接下來呢？

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‎要打給蘿茜嗎？

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‎蘿茜這麼多年來都在保護小瑞奇

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‎她絕對不可能帶我們去見他

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‎幸好我如常領先你們這些廢物好幾步

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‎證物C：鵝爸爸的唱片公司

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‎我們安排一次會面

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‎拍張照當存活證明

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‎然後把照片傳給庫奇奧

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‎接下來就交給她了

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‎開始吧

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‎（巔峰音樂）

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‎（聯絡巔峰音樂）

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‎你好，我是賈馬爾托納
‎我要找鵝爸爸

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‎我是一名音樂製作人

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‎是，我是要打來約個時間見面

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‎只要讓我和鵝爸爸面談個五分鐘
‎他就會懂了

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‎太棒了

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‎感恩，小姐

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‎這絕對不會成功

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‎我們透過他的藝人追他蹤跡如何？

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‎腦力激盪通常不認為有爛點子
‎除了這個以外

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‎不能上網找照片傳給庫奇奧就好嗎？

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‎我們要是想看到他的臉

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‎就必須和他面對面

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‎路比，來個王八

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‎你的口臭介於餿奶與大便之間

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‎好，身為隊長
‎我承認我沒清晰傳達指令

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‎路比，請給我一支王八機

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‎我要用來拍鵝爸爸，然後傳給庫奇奧

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‎-要是搞錯，你真的想擔責任嗎？
‎-我不會搞錯

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‎不過你留著電話也好
‎我已經有夠多事要煩了

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‎我們要小心，再錯一步
‎她可能會傷害我們

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‎要是沒人幫我提東西
‎我才要傷害你們

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‎-我來拿…
‎-路比！

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‎快點

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‎謝謝各位

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‎兒子，我在店裡遇到你表哥艾米利歐

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‎他說要找個伴參加朋友的成年禮

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‎找個讓他在舞池很有面子的女生

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‎茉莉，妳單身嗎？

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‎路比，你不覺得他們會很配嗎？

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‎當然，隨便啦

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‎他是男生，她是女生，或許行吧

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‎我可以，叫他私我一下

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‎我不知道那是什麼意思

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‎不過記得要用保險套

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‎我已經把妳的號碼給他了

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‎我想到了

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‎我想出我們要怎麼搞定他了

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‎提供他所需要的捐款

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‎讓他能救濟波札那挨餓的孤兒

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‎好，你們聽著

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‎我們要透過鵝爸爸的藝人
‎追查出他的下落

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‎這不是我剛剛說的嗎？

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‎我是仁慈的隊長，所以我會分享功勞

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‎瑞其斯鐵粉，大家好

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‎我是安絲莉瑞其斯

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‎現在是《午餐錢》混音帶拍攝第二天

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‎我不能多加透露

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‎但我能告訴你們，一定會好棒棒

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‎我們得去那個拍攝現場

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‎只是我們不知道那個拍攝現場在哪

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‎你說什麼，賈馬爾？
‎安絲莉標註了地點？

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‎天啊，你能注意到真是太聰明了

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‎謝謝妳

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‎要是有共同領導的機會

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‎妳一定會被納入考量

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‎我們絕對無法任意走進拍攝現場

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‎永遠不要低估兼職警衛的怠忽職守

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‎嗨，我是要當背景的龍套

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‎我該去哪？

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‎你有什麼計劃？

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‎計劃是要找出鵝爸爸

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‎他就在這裡遊走

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‎我們不能全都到處遊蕩，你們待在這

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‎待著做什麼？

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‎跟那個女生一樣，表現得一頭霧水

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‎哪裡能找到鵝爸爸？

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‎你是誰？

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‎-妳是誰？
‎-我是他的助理

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‎我是…

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‎-我們不是該幫他嗎？
‎-已經在幫了

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‎幫忙賈馬爾最棒的辦法
‎就是讓他盡量表現

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‎要是我們亂來，他就會失去控制

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‎我得說我們給他太大權力了

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‎而且這計劃糟糕透頂

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‎管他的，反正現在賈馬爾是隊長

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‎（貝克斯菲）

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‎我離開一下

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‎喂？

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‎兒子

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‎爸？

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‎-爸，你還好嗎？
‎-我很好，你在忙嗎？

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‎沒有，我沒事

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‎好

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‎-聽著，我…
‎-我知道

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‎是奧斯卡逼你離開

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‎這樣不對，不公平

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‎奧斯卡沒資格決定我的人生能有什麼

135
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‎-兒子…
‎-我受夠他的狗屁了

136
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‎我已經不是小孩了

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‎凱撒

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‎不是你哥的錯

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‎你沒必要護著他

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‎他是個自私的混蛋

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‎他就是個麻煩

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‎別說他壞話

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‎你不知道他經歷了什麼

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‎他？

145
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‎那我呢？

146
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‎爸，你可以回來

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‎給我幾天時間想辦法

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‎我們能把問題解決

149
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‎我才不管奧斯卡說什麼

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‎我回去對你沒有任何好處
‎這樣並不公平

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‎所以我才必須離開

152
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‎我需要時間整理頭緒

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‎聽著，我不是很擅長這種事

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‎但我很抱歉我沒跟你道別

155
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‎我以為這樣會比較輕鬆

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‎我可能錯了

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‎可能吧

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‎存下這個號碼，有機會我就打給你

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‎爸，我…

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‎你沒事吧？

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‎沒事

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‎他…

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‎路比，你還好嗎？

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‎站在這裡只有一格訊號

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‎但至少要有兩格
‎才有辦法在拍到照片後傳給庫奇奧

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‎你可以踩上茉莉的肩膀

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‎換個高度可能會有幫助

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‎-不要！
‎-不要！

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‎（賈馬爾：開始行動
‎大家注意進一步指令）

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‎收到，不好意思

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‎你們在等賈馬爾？

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‎對了，電話放進來

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‎還有那支

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‎賈馬爾說我能拿著

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‎輪不到他說話，這是鵝爸爸決定的

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‎等一下，賈馬爾跟鵝爸爸說過話了？

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‎我們信賈馬爾的

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‎好，賈馬爾說兩個是工會的
‎兩個不是，誰是誰不是？

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‎-我們是工會的
‎-好

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‎你們倆跟我來，女生去那邊

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‎工會？那是什麼？

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‎我不知道，妳是工會的嗎？

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‎喂！不要…

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‎聽我說，喂！

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‎別進去

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‎不關我的事了

187
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‎不關我的事

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‎你最好幫我拿紅牛過來了

189
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‎我的老天鵝

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‎特別強調“鵝”

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‎我是妳的鐵粉

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‎關我屁事

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‎賤人，我的紅牛呢？

194
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‎我不知道

195
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:07,338
‎那你憑什麼在這邊呼吸？

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‎-我要叫保全了
‎-不要…

197
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‎我是這裡的人

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‎我是…

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‎賈帥

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‎沒錯

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‎我在抖聲上面有當紅歌曲

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‎妳沒聽過嗎？

203
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‎餅乾…

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‎沒錯，鵝爸爸邀請我來
‎幫這首陳年舊歌換個新裝

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‎你是說要把這支MV加點顏色

206
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‎種族保障名額？

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‎平權行動，你知道我的舞步嗎？

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‎賤人，我是饒舌歌手

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‎我不跳舞

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‎賤人，你現在要跳了

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‎我要叫鵝爸爸逼你跳

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‎好啊，叫他逼我啊，妳這個小…

213
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‎文化挪用者

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‎我賭妳不敢

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‎賭我不敢？

216
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‎小朋友才賭這個

217
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‎我雙倍賭妳不敢

218
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‎算了，太麻煩了

219
00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:01,851
‎而且我餓了

220
00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:04,562
‎我們去找零食區

221
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‎好，我們去問他們鵝爸爸在哪？

222
00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:11,068
‎啥？你是說放食物的那區嗎？

223
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‎對

224
00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:18,117
‎他們說不定會有餅乾…

225
00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,372
‎-就是你的歌啊
‎-沒錯！

226
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:27,001
‎妳的歌聲沒經過軟體修飾
‎所以我聽不出來

227
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,754
‎你的嘴巴有點賤

228
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‎我喜歡

229
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‎（有進展了，保持警戒，瞭解嗎？）

230
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‎（非工會龍套區）

231
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‎不知道賈馬爾拍到照片了沒

232
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,243
‎什麼照片？

233
00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:03,287
‎妳到底是怎麼回事？

234
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,581
‎都是路比害的

235
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:08,459
‎他好像喜歡我，我也喜歡他，可是…

236
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,127
‎我不能接受他

237
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,296
‎我的天啊

238
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:13,756
‎怎樣？

239
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,091
‎妳現在是莫瑟狀態

240
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,093
‎恕我直言，我被冒犯了

241
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,053
‎如果路比喜歡妳，妳為什麼不接受？

242
00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:21,972
‎-妳都對他猛烈示好這麼多年了
‎-因為示好很安全

243
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:25,810
‎我知道我散發出去的愛都會反彈回來

244
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:27,603
‎我不明白

245
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,854
‎那當然

246
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,774
‎因為一向都是妳拒絕人
‎沒有人拒絕妳

247
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‎說真的

248
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:37,697
‎從來就沒人向我告白過

249
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‎不過說到路比

250
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,619
‎我的心裡一直都有他

251
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:45,204
‎我不要他破壞這份感情

252
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‎路比才不會這樣

253
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,457
‎妳又不能確定

254
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,960
‎而且要是他是因為
‎我標榜的品牌才喜歡我的呢？

255
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:54,797
‎因為我是性積極
‎對身體有自信的大奶鄰家拉丁女神？

256
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,758
‎妳有沒有想過
‎要讓妳的品牌別那麼搶眼？

257
00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,261
‎稍微降低一點，或是十點？

258
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:03,180
‎好讓他知道我沒做過愛？拜託一下

259
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:04,724
‎什麼？

260
00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,476
‎等等，不會吧！

261
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,437
‎妹子，我連指交的經驗都沒有

262
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‎沒人碰過

263
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,400
‎那妳怎麼這麼瞭解性？

264
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‎我手淫

265
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,362
‎次數頻繁

266
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‎妳跟路比是完美的一對

267
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‎我知道

268
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,202
‎飛鵝降落了

269
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,747
‎收到，我們準備好要迎接他了

270
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:29,832
‎你為啥跟莫瑟交往？

271
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‎什麼？怎麼突然這麼問？

272
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,545
‎因為她在你人生分崩離析時幫你嗎？

273
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:37,381
‎不是，她的確有幫我，但不是這樣

274
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,091
‎是因為你找不到別人嗎？

275
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‎她還挺煩人的

276
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‎這完全不相關

277
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‎她是很煩人

278
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‎但你太喜歡她了，所以不介意

279
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,437
‎我懂，你喜歡幻想她在身上抹油

280
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,897
‎什麼？才沒有！

281
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‎偶爾有啦

282
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,942
‎不過不是這個原因，我就是愛她

283
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‎你想打她屁股，對她做壞壞的事

284
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‎像是要她穿上警服
‎銬住她，在她的雙臀塗上美乃滋

285
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‎-你要獨處一下嗎？
‎-我好像愛上茉莉了

286
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,540
‎-真的嗎？
‎-這正是我的疑問

287
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,627
‎我是喜歡上她，還是想要上她？

288
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‎好，都準備好了

289
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‎可惡

290
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:20,674
‎我是好色之徒嗎？

291
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,468
‎我根本就沒有色可以“好”啊

292
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‎不是

293
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,514
‎但你不找她談
‎也太是刻板性別的陳腔濫調

294
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,516
‎我只是不想搞砸，你懂嗎？

295
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:29,934
‎就像你和莫瑟那樣

296
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,560
‎我們只是經歷了一點波折

297
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,604
‎一年不能算一點波折吧

298
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,356
‎我們現在沒事了

299
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,483
‎差不多沒事了

300
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:38,984
‎我還沒跟她說我爸離開了

301
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:42,196
‎什麼？你也沒告訴我，你還好嗎？

302
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,281
‎我很好

303
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‎莫瑟沒必要知道

304
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,618
‎我不想再讓她壓力過大了

305
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,954
‎所以乾脆不要提起最好

306
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,997
‎現在誰才是刻板性別的陳腔濫調？

307
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:53,582
‎賈馬爾死去哪了？

308
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,377
‎不敢相信我的賈跟班還沒回我訊息

309
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,337
‎我們還在工作中耶

310
00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:00,631
‎你必須“謝謝，下一位”了

311
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‎-開除他們
‎-我不行，他們是我的朋友

312
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:06,262
‎所以才說不能雇用朋友當跟班

313
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,723
‎鵝爸爸喜歡哪種點心？

314
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,853
‎我們應該要送一些餐點去他的拖車

315
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,313
‎你如果不想再被誤認為是服務人員

316
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,565
‎就不要一直當服務人員

317
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,609
‎-你是誰？
‎-對啊，你是誰？

318
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,111
‎誰叫妳開口說話的，醜妹？

319
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,574
‎我要的是藍莓口味，賤人

320
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,327
‎妳還站在這幹嘛？

321
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,705
‎賈帥不用有人來多管閒事

322
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,874
‎不要再那麼飢渴了

323
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,750
‎對啊，飢渴的是我們

324
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,796
‎去把紅牛拿來，順便幫我拿橘子汽水

325
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,506
‎還有薑餅拿鐵

326
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,426
‎那些其實是季節限定飲料

327
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:50,097
‎現在正是賈帥懶得理妳的季節

328
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,308
‎妳可以退下了

329
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,938
‎我的靈獸可能是你

330
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,608
‎（甘德菈：想你，有空打給我）

331
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,735
‎-那是你的炮友？
‎-不是

332
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,069
‎她是我的正宮

333
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,654
‎前任正宮

334
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,615
‎我現在只專注在事業上

335
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,909
‎一定要全心投入、全神貫注

336
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:13,913
‎要是無法專心賺錢

337
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:17,333
‎就會錯失近在眼前的機會

338
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,669
‎是我瘋了，還是賈馬爾是天才？

339
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,338
‎他好像讓我們加入攝影了

340
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,673
‎-妳演什麼？
‎-好像是肉燥漢堡

341
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,425
‎或是某人的嘔吐物

342
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,010
‎我好像快吐了

343
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,305
‎我從來沒上過鏡頭

344
00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:32,222
‎別太擔心

345
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,016
‎我猜我們只是要進去

346
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,768
‎揭穿鵝爸爸真面目、拍照

347
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,019
‎然後就能離開

348
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,228
‎我其實有點興奮

349
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,438
‎但我又沒辦法真心享受

350
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:42,191
‎因為我全心都在煩惱男生的事

351
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,902
‎你要開始專心在自己身上
‎不要再想著路比了

352
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,111
‎可以給我們水嗎？

353
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,739
‎我想要路比要我

354
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,950
‎但一定要他是真的想要我

355
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,201
‎但我不知道我想要什麼

356
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,995
‎我也不想像你那樣
‎被感情關係控制住了

357
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,498
‎我才沒有被感情關係控制

358
00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,084
‎恕我直言，你就是被莫瑟吃定了

359
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,461
‎我不想被茉莉吃死死

360
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,422
‎在良好的關係中，兩方應該是平等的

361
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,466
‎不過一定有一方會比較佔上風

362
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,385
‎-在我們的關係中…
‎-是我

363
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,762
‎我總是能隨心所欲
‎我會讓他覺得那是他想要的

364
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:12,972
‎像絕地武士的心靈控制

365
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,642
‎關鍵在於你要讓她覺得大權在握

366
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,353
‎-但我們都知道真相
‎-凱撒被妳吃死死的

367
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:22,189
‎分享權力沒關係
‎就算天平偷偷傾斜也無所謂

368
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,316
‎收到，賈馬爾要妳們到現場

369
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,985
‎（賈師）

370
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:29,154
‎喂，我是賈“帥”

371
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,408
‎就是帥到你不會寫的帥

372
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:35,744
‎要我重寫嗎？

373
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,666
‎給…

374
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,625
‎我…

375
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,210
‎搞定

376
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,966
‎沒人敢質疑妳

377
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:50,300
‎為什麼？

378
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,137
‎我覺得人生中所有的人都質疑我

379
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,805
‎就算他們說沒有在質疑我

380
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,265
‎也是用質疑我的方式說出來

381
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,435
‎我不讓任何人質疑我

382
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,813
‎（鵝爸爸）

383
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,065
‎我的天啊

384
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,152
‎-鵝爸爸馬上就要來了
‎-是啊

385
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,030
‎不敢相信我要見到他了

386
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,823
‎你他媽冷靜點

387
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:15,367
‎不要為了一個煩人的製作人就發癲

388
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,577
‎我是為自己，不是為他

389
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:20,330
‎這一切都要結束了，但我不想結束

390
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:23,417
‎我要怎麼抓住這15分鐘的權力不放？

391
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:24,626
‎我是說“名氣”

392
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,505
‎我計畫乘著《午餐錢》熱潮到18歲

393
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,424
‎然後我就流出性愛影片

394
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,009
‎登上《與星共舞》

395
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,510
‎當《與星共舞》評審

396
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,054
‎加入《名人戒癮秀》

397
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,805
‎再回到《與星共舞》

398
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,557
‎然後我就退休，養一隻烏龜

399
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,852
‎那大學呢？

400
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,354
‎我不需要讀大學

401
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,065
‎我是高智商俱樂部會員

402
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,650
‎好吧，要是我不想退休呢？

403
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,652
‎解決謎題是我的人生

404
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:52,863
‎還有音樂也是

405
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,741
‎但要是沒謎題能解了怎麼辦？

406
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:58,243
‎還有歌曲那些的也是

407
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,828
‎請喝

408
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,085
‎我真是受夠她了

409
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,878
‎乾脆今晚就把她開除好了

410
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,254
‎什麼？為什麼？

411
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:10,631
‎因為我想做就做

412
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,508
‎我才不管她是我姊姊

413
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,302
‎你想知道怎麼抓住權力不放？

414
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,098
‎壓扁任何能拖你下台的人

415
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:24,686
‎聽好了，我們要拍輔助鏡頭

416
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:28,273
‎所以導演喊“播放”和“開拍”的時候

417
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,858
‎就隨著音樂律動

418
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,486
‎就算不會律動也要裝會

419
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,029
‎因為這就是你收錢要辦的事

420
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,949
‎好，跑龍套的兩兩一組，一男一食物

421
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,450
‎好，大家過來這邊

422
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,744
‎好

423
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,330
‎你們會《午餐錢》的舞步嗎？

424
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,706
‎你們當主情侶

425
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,711
‎賈馬爾要你們互吻

426
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,297
‎好了，賈馬爾，我們準備好在等你了

427
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,885
‎你想要親嗎？

428
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,972
‎妳要我才要

429
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,726
‎你要我要嗎？

430
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:09,314
‎妳要我要妳要嗎？

431
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,942
‎這是為了大家好

432
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,279
‎我們信賈馬爾的

433
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,073
‎親一個看看

434
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:19,867
‎彩排開拍！

435
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,374
‎賈馬爾，你覺得如何？

436
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,294
‎多用一點舌頭

437
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,379
‎我們知道了啦

438
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,339
‎賈馬爾做愛了，好棒棒

439
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,509
‎-誰做愛了？
‎-賈馬爾

440
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:38,719
‎我是賈馬爾

441
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,637
‎隨便你們親不親

442
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,055
‎別把我的私生活扯進去

443
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,266
‎什麼？有兩個賈馬爾？

444
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,767
‎拿下眼鏡、拍照

445
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,937
‎我在幹什麼？

446
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,064
‎很好，賈帥，興奮了嗎？

447
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:52,482
‎大家準備好了

448
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,735
‎要拍攝安絲莉和鵝爸爸的最後一鏡了

449
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:55,861
‎還有賈帥

450
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,071
‎“賈帥”是誰？

451
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,282
‎來把工作搞定吧

452
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,661
‎紅牛給你一對翅膀

453
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,580
‎開玩笑的，是古柯鹼啦

454
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,332
‎你們有聰明藥嗎？

455
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,211
‎《午餐錢》混音版，第一回拍攝

456
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:13,754
‎好，可以開始拍了

457
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,005
‎開拍

458
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,074
‎坐在教室裡，肚子開始叫

459
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,910
‎叫得非常大聲

460
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,162
‎叫得非常大聲

461
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:51,083
‎早上搭校車前我先吃了早餐

462
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:55,337
‎不知道我怎麼會這麼餓

463
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,756
‎不知道他們會給我吃什麼

464
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,424
‎希望不是肉餅

465
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,385
‎等一下…大家別動

466
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:04,972
‎親得太用力了！

467
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,015
‎薇薇安！過來對詞

468
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,060
‎那句歌詞怎麼念？是“屋慘欠”嗎？

469
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,730
‎不是，是“午餐錢”

470
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,482
‎等一下！

471
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,526
‎你不會說西班牙文？

472
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,111
‎不會，你給我滾出我的畫面

473
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,947
‎還在拍喔

474
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,074
‎播放、開拍

475
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,371
‎但你如果不會說西班牙文

476
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,541
‎為什麼要取“桑托幫”這名字
‎而不是“聖人幫”？

477
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,213
‎糟糕

478
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:40,090
‎不是他

479
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:41,591
‎不是他，卡！

480
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,760
‎卡！不是他

481
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,846
‎-什麼？什麼意思？
‎-不是他，快走！

482
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:46,972
‎-賈馬爾
‎-馬上走

483
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,311
‎剛剛那是怎麼回事？

484
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,938
‎他不會說西班牙話

485
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,274
‎他不可能是小瑞奇

486
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,943
‎我們瞎追了鵝爸爸一趟

487
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,278
‎卻是徒勞無功

488
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,364
‎都是我的錯

489
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,783
‎你錯了，是我們大家的錯

490
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,536
‎要是我沒找到那筆錢
‎我們根本不會淪落至此

491
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:13,373
‎我一直以來都以為你們無視我

492
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:15,917
‎但卻是我自己害的

493
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,296
‎沒人會想去看一心想被看到的人

494
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,174
‎我還為這件鳥事放棄了第一個女友

495
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,552
‎甘德菈喜歡我，我卻做了錯誤選擇

496
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:30,432
‎我現在應該要深入陰道才對

497
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,685
‎結果庫奇奧卻要把刀深入我體內了

498
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,855
‎我們一定會找出小瑞奇

499
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,858
‎沒人比你會玩躲貓貓

500
00:22:39,941 --> 00:22:41,068
‎這不是鬧著玩的

501
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:44,363
‎當初沒找到溜冰世界的錢並無危險

502
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,740
‎也沒人真的在意

503
00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:48,241
‎抱歉，凱撒

504
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:49,451
‎沒關係

505
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:50,369
‎不對，有關係

506
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:51,745
‎我們沒線索了

507
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:56,208
‎每個可能性我們都嘗試過了

508
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:58,251
‎也都失敗了

509
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:01,880
‎我不是隊長

510
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,175
‎我是廢物

511
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,929
‎好隊長永遠不會忘記任務

512
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:13,392
‎但超棒隊長永遠都能承認失敗

513
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:18,563
‎我們或許是碰壁了
‎但我們能一起想辦法解決

514
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:20,649
‎我幫大家叫計程車

515
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,068
‎糟糕，我們的電話還在裡面

516
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:25,445
‎我去拿電話

517
00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:27,489
‎還有你們的衣服

518
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,282
‎這點小事我還能做到

519
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,494
‎而且我喝那麼多真的得去小便

520
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:47,175
‎你就是那個毀了我特寫的小王八蛋

521
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,804
‎對不起，我毀了你的小影片嗎？

522
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,014
‎誰管你？

523
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,599
‎反正只是一坨屎

524
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:57,269
‎你從《街頭節奏》後就沒做出好歌了

525
00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:58,603
‎喂？

526
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:02,607
‎是80年代打來的
‎他們想把他們的爛音流要回去

527
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,776
‎我現在知道蘿茜為什麼不跟你混了

528
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:05,861
‎蘿茜

529
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:07,487
‎蘿茜

530
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:10,991
‎蘿茜

531
00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:12,659
‎你是蘿茜的小孩？

532
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:13,994
‎-所以才跑來這裡？
‎-聽著

533
00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:16,705
‎我在找她以前親近的一個人

534
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:19,291
‎我本來真以為你就是他，但我搞錯了

535
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:20,542
‎對不起

536
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:31,011
‎辛苦你了

537
00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:35,140
‎很抱歉

538
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,186
‎我絕對不是你的父親

539
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:40,479
‎好

540
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:42,355
‎你媽媽…

541
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:46,067
‎她以前非常有魅力

542
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:47,986
‎但我們不是那種關係

543
00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:49,571
‎祝你好運，孩子

544
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:50,864
‎不過不是我的孩子

545
00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,411
‎雖然可能沒什麼用

546
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,622
‎但你或許可以去查查她的金主

547
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:01,041
‎他可不只是“金”主而已

548
00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:02,417
‎弗蘭基？他才不是我爸

549
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,169
‎他…他已經死了

550
00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:06,004
‎不是…他的名字不叫弗蘭基

551
00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:08,340
‎他叫什麼來著？

552
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:12,010
‎她為他寫了一首歌，叫做…

553
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,054
‎詭奇？不對

554
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,348
‎瑞奇

555
00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:17,390
‎他叫做瑞奇

556
00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:20,143
‎瑞奇

557
00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:24,022
‎我的天啊

558
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,107
‎蘿茜

559
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:27,734
‎我們需要談談

560
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:29,152
‎走開

561
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,572
‎你不會想要我在這區報警抓你們

562
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:36,284
‎我可不介意當個
‎看到有色人種就報警的混蛋

563
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:40,664
‎弗蘭基知道妳背著他偷吃瑞奇嗎？

564
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,415
‎還有誰知道？

565
00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:45,252
‎妳的好朋友史黛西

566
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,587
‎也就是庫奇奧

567
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:48,588
‎她知道嗎？

568
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:50,799
‎（1979年班）

569
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,346
‎進來

570
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,641
‎快點給我進來

571
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:00,600
‎快點

572
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:03,520
‎幫我們找出小瑞奇

573
00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:05,772
‎我就不會再來煩妳了，拜託

574
00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:08,567
‎寶貝，你是無法找到不想被找到的人

575
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,902
‎那個連警察都歸她管的女人

576
00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:13,655
‎就算是她都找不到了
‎你卻認為你們可以？

577
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,992
‎你們能解開溜冰世界之謎是很了不起

578
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,035
‎但這次可不一樣

579
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,372
‎不好意思，寶貝
‎但你挖出的可不只是錢而已

580
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:23,915
‎可是庫奇奧還愛他

581
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,041
‎她只是想要重修舊好

582
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,126
‎重修舊好？

583
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:27,794
‎她是想要殺他

584
00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:31,298
‎妳以為他一開始幹嘛要逃亡？

585
00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:34,759
‎聽著

586
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,388
‎瑞奇和我有著特別的關係

587
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:39,973
‎我們曾深愛著彼此

588
00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:42,726
‎我們想處理好史黛西及弗蘭基的關係

589
00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:44,269
‎但卻無法如願以償

590
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,188
‎最後陷入了詭奇難解的局面

591
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:48,273
‎說到這個…

592
00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:50,525
‎《詭奇瑞奇》

593
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,445
‎我在網路上找不到妳的這首歌

594
00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:55,905
‎這首歌既不在網路上，也不在網路下

595
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:57,991
‎這首歌從沒發行過

596
00:26:58,908 --> 00:27:01,328
‎-有這麼難聽啊？
‎-拜託一下

597
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:04,456
‎大家都說這首歌會讓我大紅大紫

598
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:07,667
‎但要是被史黛西聽到
‎她會把我們兩個都給殺了

599
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,045
‎-就為了一首歌？
‎-為了什麼都可以

600
00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:10,962
‎史黛西？

601
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:13,089
‎願上帝保佑她這個神經病

602
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:17,135
‎表面看起來正常無比
‎內裡卻早已喪心病狂

603
00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:21,097
‎你們想聽嗎？

604
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:23,642
‎好

605
00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:26,686
‎要記住，你們不能信任史黛西

606
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,230
‎她想做什麼就會做什麼

607
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:30,774
‎不用什麼原因

608
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:37,989
‎不用什麼原因？

609
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:41,743
‎我們是還沒收的尾

610
00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:43,453
‎我們能被隨意拋棄

611
00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:44,621
‎你在說什麼？

612
00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:46,164
‎我們是找不到小瑞奇的

613
00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:48,333
‎就算找到了，她也會把他殺了

614
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,168
‎然後再把我們給殺了

615
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:52,128
‎無論如何

616
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,464
‎我們都已經死了

617
00:27:54,881 --> 00:27:55,840
‎我的天啊

618
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:57,801
‎她要殺我們

619
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:00,970
‎除非…

620
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:06,893
‎我們先殺了她

621
00:28:12,732 --> 00:28:14,401
‎情況真是詭奇

622
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:17,445
‎你該瞭解

623
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:25,203
‎弗蘭基現在還是我的老公

624
00:28:26,579 --> 00:28:29,624
‎史黛西是瘋子

625
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,752
‎她會把人五馬分屍

626
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:38,383
‎瑞奇，情況真是詭奇

627
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:42,303
‎因為你知道你還是擁有我的心

628
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,531
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