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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎我们拿到那罪犯的口水已经三周了

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‎还没有消息

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‎如果口水没用 一定让人很难接受

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‎学校可能放假了
‎但这警察的工作才刚开始

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‎警察上岗了 干劲十足

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‎赌注更高了

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‎“猪” 我饿了

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‎但没时间吃了

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‎我身后有库奇洛斯追着
‎身前有眼睛盯着时就吃不了

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‎还有那个美腿女

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‎她想跟我见面 但为什么呢？

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‎这女人想施展什么毒心美人计？

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‎我搞不清楚她有什么鬼主意

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‎她想干掉我或让我变节

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‎不管怎么样 猜疑很折磨人

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‎是时候行动了

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‎（再次播放 贾马尔）

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‎不管怎么样

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‎猜疑很折磨人

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‎是时候行动了

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‎妈的 她有枪

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‎可能是小枪
‎因为她的外套看起来很紧

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‎-什么？
‎-没什么

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‎你想要我怎么样？

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‎我跟你说过我跟先知帮没关系！

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‎你在说什么呢？

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‎别装得好像你不知道似的

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‎你一直在跟踪我 不停给我打电话

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‎解释一下吧！

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‎我喜欢你

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‎噢

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‎有什么地方不讨人喜欢呢？

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‎喂？

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‎喂？

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‎我得挂了 你在亲我

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‎（救生员）

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‎《茫瑟历险记》前情提要…

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‎茫瑟搞不清楚自己是喜欢凯撒
‎还是在闹别扭

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‎但不管怎么样都很烦人

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‎她要怎么办呢？

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‎把手机放下 还是继续不用脑子？

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‎对不起 我只是想确保他家里没事

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‎所以他有爸爸问题 你有妈妈问题

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‎但如果不远离他
‎你就会有宝宝问题了

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‎妞儿 你不记得他背叛你的事了？

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‎我记得

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‎你说得对 在我面对妈妈的问题时
‎凯撒没在我身边

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‎但那不意味着我也应该这么做

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‎这么做就是个伪君子 我不想这样

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‎我想做正确的事

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‎我明白了 所以你可以让他看清楚
‎你更伟大？

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‎不是！是因为我们是朋友
‎朋友就会这么做

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‎我可不确定

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‎这感觉更像是女朋友管的事

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‎不是 依然是朋友管的范围

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‎（凯撒 下午12点35分
‎我在路上）

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‎你是邀请他来泳池这儿吗？

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‎肉露出来了 罪恶也出来了！

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‎姑娘 你说一套做一套的

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‎我就是不想看到你受伤而已

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‎哥们 那是什么味道？

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‎鸡肉

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‎-别看我
‎-你看 他走了12年

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‎我只想有机会可以了解他

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‎那你就等着给他擦屁股吧

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‎我有更重要的事要担心

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‎警察最近很安静

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‎嘿 你要去哪儿？

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‎泳池

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‎泳池开着呢

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‎我跟你一起去

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‎你先把那臭屁鸡清理干净

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‎（贾马尔烧烤店）

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‎好好享用鸡肉三明治

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‎如果我们立一个标牌
‎应该能卖更多三明治

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‎我们没有许可证

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‎再说 如果我们地下运营
‎就会提高需求量

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‎这是个快闪店

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‎我们可能只会继续闪现几周

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‎因为奇沃的检验结果很快就会出来

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‎然后我们就会重新关注
‎小里奇的事情

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‎-我父母需要这笔钱
‎-不需要强调

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‎-我们会拿到轮滑世界那笔钱的
‎-前提是找到小里奇

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‎要是找不到呢？

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‎贾马尔！

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‎对不起！

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‎我昨晚睡了不到一小时

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‎对啊 我昨晚也因为担心一晚没睡

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‎我不是担心 但我真的没睡

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‎然后我一大早就得起来了

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‎趁着德韦恩烧烤店没开门
‎把鸡都煮好

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‎你不想知道
‎我为什么一晚没睡吗？

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‎给你个提示吧：这事让我勃起了

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‎贾马尔！

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‎我不想再听到剃毛大脚怪的视频了

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‎不！我跟人亲热去了

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‎还带一点干磨蹭

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‎好吧 带很多干磨蹭

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‎我都磨破皮了
‎但没什么好抱怨的

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‎我不相信你

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‎你才没有跟别人干磨蹭呢

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‎我有

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‎-跟肯德拉
‎-那先知帮的人？

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‎我觉得她不是先知帮的

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‎那她为什么要跟你亲热呢？

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‎她跟你搞在一起
‎肯定是想打探信息

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‎不 她跟我搞在一起是为了…

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‎天哪 你觉得她跟我搞到一起
‎是为了打探信息吗？

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‎天哪 要是她用苯那君给我下毒
‎我还上了瘾怎么办？

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‎那可是入门毒品啊

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‎我会流落到史奇洛街
‎然后我爸妈会给我送三明治

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‎然后…妈呀

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‎我会吸赞安诺吸上瘾

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‎能往我背上抹点儿吗？

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‎我来吧

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‎我下水了

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‎来个抱膝跳水吧！

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‎不跳也行 别了 太蠢了

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‎好了！

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‎该去鸡巴深浅了！

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‎因为我抬头可以看到他们的泳裤？

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‎你为什么不告诉我他要来？

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‎需要告诉你吗？

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‎不需要

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‎这是社区泳池
‎所以从街上吹来的垃圾也能进来

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‎奥斯卡现在有很多要操心的事
‎要应对我们老爸的人不只是我

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‎那怎么样了？

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‎不太好

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‎他们甚至不能共处一室

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‎这让我处境很尴尬
‎因为我想了解我爸爸

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‎但同时我觉得自己背叛了奥斯卡

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‎他这么说吗？

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‎不是

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‎但他不必明说

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‎太自私了

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‎如果你爸爸是烂人 那他也是烂人

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‎虽然我爸爸对我妈妈印象不好
‎但至少让我去了解她

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‎也难怪 奥斯卡眼里只有自己

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‎对不起

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‎他不值得浪费口水讨论

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‎鸡肉三明治？

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‎继续走吧

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‎-凯撒？
‎-他不要

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‎茫瑟是不是还在因为
‎我们没有站她那边而生气

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‎或因为我们不相信她要走？

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‎不知道 说不清

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‎鸡肉三明治！

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‎放了芝士的和不放芝士的都有
‎还有生菜卷

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‎嘿 你们有素的吗？

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‎有

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‎这是素鸡

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‎谢谢

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‎我们没有素鸡的

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‎没错啊

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‎-我知道你刚刚在干什么了 不错！
‎-对

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‎我们得提高销售量

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‎我应该学着那么圆滑

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‎我跟肯德拉约会已经过了七小时了
‎但她还没回复我

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‎给她发信息啊

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‎发了 但没有回复
‎然后我又给她发了另一条信息

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‎发两条信息 却没收到回复？
‎贾马尔 这是菜鸟之举

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‎-别再发给她了
‎-好 行吧

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‎假设我已经又给她发了怎么办？

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‎-贾马尔 你给她发了多少次信息？
‎-语音信息算吗？

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‎语音信息？永远都不要先发语音！
‎这容易引起分歧

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‎不好 那表情呢？

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‎动图？截图？

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‎老天啊 贾马尔
‎你给她发了什么截图？

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‎我的短信啊 确保她收到了！

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‎你联系她多少次了？

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‎五次

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‎六次

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‎17次

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‎34次！

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‎你是又发了一条吗？

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‎屁股拨号？

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‎贾马尔 别再吃三明治了！快没了

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‎五个三明治

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‎-对不起 卖光了
‎-但我们可以预售

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‎给我们30分钟 我们会回来找你的

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‎但德韦恩烧烤店现在开着门呢
‎我们没法在那儿做啊

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‎我们想办法

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‎我去商店一趟
‎而且要带着你的手机

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‎我回来的时候会带着战利品和界限

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‎我们还需要一打

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‎我在以最快的速度做了！

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‎你落后了！快！

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‎别催我！我条件有限啊

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‎我得挪两次地方

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‎第一次有人把车停到了我的烧烤摊上
‎第二次是树荫一直追着我跑

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‎说到这儿 快帮我把烤摊挪走

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‎需要消毒一下 上面全是泥

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‎不是泥

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‎是特制的烧烤抹酱

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‎我们真的可以不用真正的烤架吗？

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‎那又怎么样？鸡肉的质量也很差

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‎贾马尔 我们需要这笔钱

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‎你知道话是怎么说的

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‎“绝望的时刻…

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‎需要路边摊的鸡肉”

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‎对啊

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‎大家喜欢从农场到餐桌的食物
‎那试试路边到餐桌呗？

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‎没错！

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‎马可！

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‎马可！

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‎波罗！

208
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‎马可！

209
00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,095
‎马可！

210
00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,557
‎马可！

211
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,350
‎你想对我男人马可干什么？

212
00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,022
‎小心点

213
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,944
‎是我看错了吗？
‎还是所有人都病了？

214
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:15,698
‎对啊 我刚刚看到一个女孩
‎吐到她男朋友身上

215
00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,117
‎-也许她大白天的喝多了
‎-我来了！

216
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,661
‎我们得送他去急诊！他又吐又拉

217
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,038
‎我带了毛巾

218
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,123
‎他可能刚吃完就去游泳了

219
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,708
‎-能给我一个吗？
‎-可能中暑了

220
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,084
‎谢谢

221
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,005
‎泳池的水

222
00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:33,299
‎我妈妈总说：“别喝泳池的水

223
00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:34,759
‎他们不会排干泳池的水”

224
00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:37,011
‎年复一年 泳池里充满了

225
00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:41,057
‎大量体液和有毒雨水的混合物

226
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:45,019
‎他们不会清理
‎而是用有毒的氯来掩盖

227
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:48,064
‎这就像他们才不在乎
‎人们会不会生病呢

228
00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,484
‎你知道这些人需要什么吗？

229
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,819
‎鸡肉三明治

230
00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:58,866
‎我其实也在考虑参加夏夜灯光活动

231
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,743
‎如果你我都去

232
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:03,746
‎要不我们计划
‎今晚不要计划见面吧？

233
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,498
‎听起来是非计划

234
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:06,499
‎说是约会也行

235
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,504
‎能不能在我背上抹点防晒霜？

236
00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,431
‎怎么回事？我背上是什么？

237
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,266
‎好温暖啊！

238
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,811
‎-是什么？
‎-弄到泳池里了！

239
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:31,524
‎各位请从泳池出来！
‎马上从泳池出来！

240
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,776
‎妈的！天哪！这太疯狂了

241
00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:36,320
‎三百块 不错！

242
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:40,741
‎好 假设离奇沃的DNA检测出结果
‎还有三个星期

243
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,159
‎我们完全可以达到目标

244
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,369
‎喂！

245
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,329
‎你没有看到信息吗？

246
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,915
‎肯德拉想见面！
‎你知道这代表什么吗？

247
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:50,251
‎知道 代表她是先知帮的人

248
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,753
‎不！你看得懂表情吗？

249
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:55,131
‎-茄子加甜甜圈等于…
‎-贾马尔！

250
00:11:55,965 --> 00:12:00,052
‎正常的女孩儿
‎看到34条信息都不会回复

251
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:03,389
‎-37条
‎-喂！把钱还给我

252
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:06,892
‎我的老婆吐个不停
‎我的三明治上有颗石头！

253
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,812
‎先生！那是农场的卵石

254
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,732
‎是有机食品 而且源于本地

255
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:16,861
‎好吧

256
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:20,614
‎为了方便讨论 我们假设你说得对
‎肯德拉是先知帮的人

257
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:24,660
‎那样的话 我们更应该见面了吧？
‎想想我能获取多少情报！

258
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,913
‎-我的三明治里有根羽毛
‎-说明我们的鸡很新鲜啊

259
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,039
‎鸽子毛？

260
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,335
‎贾马尔 让我来处理所有的顾客反馈

261
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:37,298
‎好吧 卢比 你听好了
‎我考虑过了 你说得对

262
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:38,632
‎对 谢谢

263
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,509
‎肯德拉是先知帮的人

264
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,721
‎所以我才需要跟她见面啊！

265
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,139
‎特纳可以让她变节

266
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,348
‎特纳出动吧！

267
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:47,892
‎贾马尔！等等！

268
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,227
‎你说你来负责顾客反馈！

269
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:54,648
‎（食物、活动、资源 晚上7-11点
‎夏夜灯光活动 弗里瑞吉公园）

270
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,365
‎天哪 我好像看到你背上
‎有一整根油条

271
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,036
‎我去买几杯喝的

272
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,537
‎我喝科罗娜

273
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,415
‎但不需要青柠檬
‎从你头发上摘一个就好了

274
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,419
‎真的没那么好笑

275
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,050
‎我一会儿回来

276
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,385
‎嘿 你确定吗？

277
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,471
‎这三个人不会在这儿动手

278
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:26,847
‎太多人了

279
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,436
‎所以奥斯卡要过去聊多久？

280
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,897
‎我其实不在意 只是…

281
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:38,108
‎好的 我在意 但我尽量不在意

282
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,110
‎虽然你必须承认

283
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,987
‎他出现的时候好像就会有麻烦

284
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,073
‎茫瑟！他是我哥哥

285
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:47,159
‎如果你不想一起玩
‎那也许这计划的非计划

286
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,619
‎到头来不是好主意

287
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,330
‎家里出的事已经够狗血的了

288
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,374
‎你是说我“狗血”吗？

289
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,126
‎因为如果那是你的言下之意 那我…

290
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,170
‎好吧

291
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:00,673
‎对不起

292
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,133
‎我闭嘴了 就…

293
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,470
‎要是跟你出来
‎意味着跟奥斯卡出来的话

294
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,138
‎那我就勉强一下吧

295
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,306
‎谢谢

296
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,226
‎思乐冰吗？

297
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,352
‎不 是1.2升的麦芽酒

298
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,104
‎是我从冰棍贩子那儿要来的

299
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,730
‎你露胸给他看了？

300
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,983
‎不 露了我的第三颗乳头
‎这没什么大不了

301
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,693
‎因为它长在我肚脐眼里

302
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,361
‎我的内凹肚脐里长着外凸肚脐

303
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:23,988
‎凯撒！

304
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,866
‎把啤酒消灭掉！

305
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,915
‎先知帮已经被消灭了
‎我们要接管杰弗森

306
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:38,002
‎我们不会对你在南边怎么做生意
‎有丝毫意见

307
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,670
‎我听不懂

308
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,173
‎我为什么要交出杰弗森？

309
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,093
‎我们不是让你交出来

310
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,262
‎我们是想跟你达成协议

311
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,891
‎不然我们就直接拿走

312
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,687
‎我什么都没拿！

313
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:57,688
‎别骗我

314
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,440
‎真不敢相信你敢卖掉！

315
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:00,608
‎我什么都没卖！

316
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,152
‎但丘巴卡表哥卖东西了吗？

317
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,738
‎我模糊地记得他被逮捕了

318
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,324
‎是因为在道奇体育馆外
‎非法售卖热狗被抓的吗？

319
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:09,825
‎是在论坛体育馆外

320
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,160
‎对

321
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,662
‎但你不会因卖热狗被捕吧？

322
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,164
‎如果害别人生病了就会被捕

323
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,583
‎他不仅是被捕 还坐牢了

324
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,002
‎但那不是他的错 他不知道肉坏了

325
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,629
‎也可能是他声称他不知道

326
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:25,633
‎就像你声称不知道
‎我们最贵重的婚礼礼物哪儿去了！

327
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,134
‎有其兄必有其弟！

328
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,389
‎他没权离开！我才有权离开！

329
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,486
‎我们卖了多少个三明治？

330
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,737
‎我不知道

331
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,113
‎50个？60个？

332
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,198
‎妈的！

333
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,867
‎那可能会造成50或60起
‎过失杀人案子！

334
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,036
‎杀人？谁死了？

335
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:56,121
‎我不知道！也许所有人都死了！

336
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,373
‎也许没人死了！

337
00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,834
‎但还是可能会有一个家庭
‎代表集体对我们发出诉讼

338
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,628
‎你觉得我应该带上头皮按摩器吗？

339
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,964
‎我要带上自己的枕头吗？

340
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:06,799
‎你说得对

341
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:09,385
‎也许我应该扔掉
‎所有可能让我窒息的东西

342
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,178
‎贾马尔！我没开玩笑！

343
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,846
‎该死！

344
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,641
‎我为什么要取消卢比花哨活动的
‎责任保险？

345
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:16,892
‎冷静点儿

346
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,979
‎我吃了五个三明治 一点问题都没有

347
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:20,980
‎真的吗？

348
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,439
‎是真的！

349
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,943
‎我要带上马尼舍维茨酒吗？

350
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,987
‎这虽然不是最理想的 但也凑合

351
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,656
‎这酒容易入口 会让我打开话匣子

352
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:31,657
‎听着

353
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:32,783
‎不带马尼舍维茨

354
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:36,036
‎我想要保持警觉和清醒

355
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,542
‎嘿 你觉得她会磨蹭我 让我进入吗？

356
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,796
‎你可能被“殴打”入帮

357
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,923
‎但能不能被“磨蹭”进入呢？

358
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:51,844
‎贾马尔 我懒得回答

359
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,345
‎等等 奶奶打过来了

360
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,304
‎什么？

361
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,561
‎-对不起
‎-好 我刚说到哪儿了？

362
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,104
‎我要挂了

363
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,109
‎你觉得那小子能搞到妞吗？

364
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,237
‎我加班工作还是赚不了钱

365
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:14,116
‎我要付前妻的赡养费
‎还有我新任妻子的一切…

366
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,744
‎你想要照顾别人、做正确的事

367
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,496
‎然后她们要隆胸、刷爆你的信用卡！

368
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:22,458
‎我不想没礼貌
‎但说这些有什么意义吗？

369
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,459
‎有！

370
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,962
‎我想说的是 你要当心

371
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:30,966
‎我之前不知道替库奇洛斯卖命
‎有什么陷阱

372
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,843
‎趴到墙上去！把手分开！

373
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,055
‎对不起 真对不起

374
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,234
‎小心点儿

375
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:52,529
‎我不知道你跟库奇洛斯有什么关系
‎也不想知道

376
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:57,117
‎但你要是想爬到她那么高的位置
‎手上一定会沾血

377
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,293
‎好 你说服我了

378
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,878
‎你应该陪在凯撒身边

379
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,798
‎但如果你要陪他
‎那你应该要获得回报啊

380
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,093
‎我说的是鸡巴！

381
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:16,762
‎我听着呢

382
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:19,932
‎妞儿 要他到院子里干活儿吧

383
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,684
‎让他把草除了！

384
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,355
‎你必须干上那事
‎因为那才是重点！

385
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:30,359
‎妞儿 准备好人寿保险单
‎因为你要干到死！

386
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,111
‎噢 你说得对！

387
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,446
‎我刚碰到德韦恩了

388
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,240
‎他想让我去餐馆那儿帮爸爸的忙

389
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,325
‎我知道我们计划做非计划 但…

390
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,747
‎能改天吗？

391
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,959
‎可以 没关系

392
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,418
‎谢谢

393
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,050
‎天哪 我压力好大

394
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,886
‎我也是

395
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,932
‎-你在看什么呢？
‎-鸡巴

396
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,268
‎开玩笑

397
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,395
‎我不会在餐桌上看

398
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:10,524
‎我不明白为什么好的刀具只能成套买

399
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:11,942
‎我要出去一会儿

400
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:13,110
‎一会儿是多久？

401
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,863
‎我不知道 可能是一整晚吧

402
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,198
‎噢 不好

403
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,000
‎（乳液）

404
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,421
‎不行

405
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,590
‎噢 你不行

406
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,471
‎对 可以啊

407
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,686
‎我感觉到你了

408
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,563
‎现在…

409
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,356
‎我感觉到了自己

410
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,485
‎（杰斯敏 iPhone）

411
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:05,913
‎（披萨外带！）

412
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,373
‎比萨啊！

413
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:13,128
‎是12寸厚皮的肉食者狂欢披萨吗？

414
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,179
‎那是什么鬼？

415
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,556
‎是午饭钱挑战啊！

416
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,308
‎动起来吧 妞儿！

417
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,061
‎好姑娘 继续吧！

418
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:30,604
‎凯撒呢？

419
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,273
‎他去帮雷的忙了

420
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:34,816
‎好吧

421
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,152
‎-那我走了
‎-再见

422
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,528
‎再见

423
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,488
‎拍下来啊 姑娘

424
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:40,948
‎别碰我的…

425
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,452
‎你们要怎么回家？

426
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,620
‎有人会开车送我们

427
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:52,000
‎特别是我擅长走光
‎露出第三个乳头什么的

428
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,589
‎第三个乳头！

429
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,467
‎天哪 你没事吧？

430
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:01,843
‎好得不得了

431
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,096
‎我只想说一件事：

432
00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:06,056
‎我不太善于面对矛盾

433
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:10,727
‎我会用双节棍和忍者飞镖
‎但我不会用枪

434
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,354
‎我不喜欢摆臭脸

435
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,982
‎贾马尔 我要说最后一次
‎我不是先知帮的人

436
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,488
‎噢！你已经戴上安全套了？

437
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,283
‎时刻准备着

438
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,834
‎-你没事吧？
‎-天哪 太抱歉了

439
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:46,972
‎我通常不会…

440
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:48,807
‎秒射

441
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,185
‎当我在家 环境可控的时候…

442
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,314
‎好吧

443
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,399
‎大曝光

444
00:21:58,358 --> 00:21:59,568
‎这是我第一次

445
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:01,570
‎我也是

446
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,281
‎但别担心
‎下一次我们会表现得更好的

447
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,876
‎你真的不需要我送你吗？

448
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:18,712
‎不用了 我不需要你帮忙

449
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:20,255
‎你喝太多了

450
00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:23,467
‎我忍受太多狗屁了

451
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,345
‎你和你的狗屁
‎一切总是以你为中心！

452
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,971
‎嘿 看开点儿！

453
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,389
‎不要告诉我要怎么看！

454
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:30,432
‎回家吧 你醉了

455
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:31,641
‎你只是想让我回家

456
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,435
‎这样我就不会说我要说的话了

457
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,271
‎但我有话要说
‎不说出来我就不回家

458
00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:39,316
‎你有想过凯撒
‎还有你怎么毁了他的生活吗？

459
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,526
‎你被害惨了 现在你要害惨他

460
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,737
‎因为我得遵守街头的规矩

461
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:45,155
‎看看我和我的肌肉

462
00:22:45,238 --> 00:22:48,450
‎我有个白痴的眼泪纹身
‎但我不哭 因为我长大了

463
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,078
‎有毒的男子气概 你去查查！

464
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,041
‎说完了没？

465
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:57,042
‎听好了

466
00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:00,045
‎所有不幸都是因为你而起

467
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:03,215
‎你让凯撒入了帮派 派他去杀拉崔尔

468
00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:06,301
‎因为那 因为你 奥莉薇娅死了

469
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,011
‎卢比永远回不到从前了！

470
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:11,431
‎你幕后操纵我们打倒先知帮
‎害我们被绑架！

471
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:14,976
‎现在我们得去找一个不可能找到的人
‎如果找不到…

472
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,686
‎我不知道会有什么后果

473
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:19,064
‎但不管后果如何 都是因你而起！

474
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:24,486
‎-是我妈妈
‎-布伦特伍德的夫人？

475
00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:27,447
‎凯撒把发生的一切都告诉我了

476
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,032
‎挺混乱的

477
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:33,578
‎对啊

478
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:35,789
‎没错

479
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:40,502
‎即使发生了那么多事 我还是找她了

480
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,964
‎我给她写了一封信
‎但她从没给我回信

481
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,594
‎现在她给我打电话 我不明白

482
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,264
‎我知道为什么

483
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,560
‎是为了她 不是为了你

484
00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:59,354
‎她不想在良心上过不去

485
00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:02,566
‎她消失了、回来了

486
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:05,026
‎然后期待你张开双臂欢迎她？

487
00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:08,238
‎现在她想尽父母的责任了？

488
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:12,701
‎要是你不需要将孩子抚养成人
‎那简单多了

489
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,203
‎去死吧

490
00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:18,582
‎如果我是你

491
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,418
‎我就不会给那婊子回电话

492
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,837
‎我不会让她满足

493
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,718
‎你说得对 她没有资格

494
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:35,015
‎（删除）

495
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,477
‎她在我心里已经死了

496
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,409
‎嘿

497
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:55,660
‎嘿

498
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,225
‎嘿

499
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:23,688
‎就当这事没发生过

500
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:44,793
‎喂？

501
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:51,800
‎搞什么鬼？

502
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,434
‎喂？

503
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,686
‎你好啊 卢比

504
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,396
‎你知道我是谁吗？

505
00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:07,566
‎-知道
‎-我有很多优点

506
00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:10,902
‎唯独缺少的是耐心

507
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,487
‎你为什么要打给我？

508
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,115
‎卢比 是因为你尝过死亡的味道

509
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:19,202
‎所以你能明白
‎让我这种人失望意味着什么

510
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,746
‎你明白会有什么后果

511
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,748
‎后果不只是会降临到你身上

512
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:25,709
‎还会降临到所有你爱的人身上

513
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:29,296
‎也许是马里奥 也许是你奶奶

514
00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:31,590
‎选择权在你手上

515
00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:47,564
‎刀子都去哪儿了？

516
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:49,441
‎妈的！

517
00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:51,211
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