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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（愛侶蠟燭：迷情香味）

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‎我懂妳

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‎我擁有妳

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‎我知道妳想要什麼

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‎（女性生殖系統）

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‎我一定會找到你

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‎（小瑞奇）

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‎基因檢驗結果今早出爐了

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‎我們用年齡、性別、出生地
‎過濾了三千個名字

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‎所以只剩和小瑞奇同一天生日

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‎還有名字有“瑞卡多”或“加林多”的人

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‎這讓我們剩下四位候選人

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‎茉莉和我從名單刪除了一個人

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‎我們在臉書找到他，表示他並不想躲

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‎其他三個沒用社群媒體

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‎奇沃的唾液不是應該能告訴我們
‎小瑞奇究竟是哪個人嗎？

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‎妳沒看我寄的筆記！

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‎什麼筆記？

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‎現在沒時間漫不經心了

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‎金州殺手之所以會被抓

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‎是因為他的親戚在不知情之下

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‎將基因存入資料庫

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‎警方將這個基因
‎和金州殺手的犯罪現場連結起來

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‎我們有奇沃的基因

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‎但卻沒有犯罪現場能連結

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‎你們如果有看筆記
‎就會知道喬治洛佩茲是奇沃的親戚

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‎我想繼續追下去

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‎但由於我全心奉獻給這次調查

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‎我便將審訊洛佩茲的事延到以後

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‎所以…

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‎-怎樣？
‎-我們怎麼知道

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‎小瑞奇是剩下三人之一？

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‎因為他熱愛謎題

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‎而最大的謎題莫過於自己

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‎不准再問了！

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‎你們都有功課

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‎-他在哪…
‎-賈馬爾嗎？

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‎他在做愛

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‎這是你的功課

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‎你有看筆記嗎？

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‎當然，你們剩四名嫌犯？

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‎-三名
‎-三名

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‎大家幹得好

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‎你們看，我能夠領導調查
‎還能兼顧性福！

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‎拼命做、拼命玩

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‎但也不要太拼命，因為我還在學

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‎-想聽聽看嗎？
‎-不需要，我們都能聞到了

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‎-還能嚐到
‎-那還好我嚐不到你的味道

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‎因為你一臉屎樣

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‎是嗎？要是有流氓威脅你和家人
‎還偷走你們的刀，你也會這樣

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‎夠了！

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‎大家分頭去找嫌疑犯

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‎好吧

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‎你需要休息一下

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‎不，你才需要

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‎等你找到你資料夾中的嫌犯
‎就休息一下，這樣我才能休息

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‎你整天只想掌權
‎製造出一些多餘的壓力

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‎-給我放輕鬆
‎-好啦

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‎身為隊長，我很歡迎你提出意見

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‎我能看出我太過鞭策大家了

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‎我暫歇重新調整可能會好一點

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‎我不是這麼說，我是說…

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‎不客氣

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‎你走吧

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‎有我挺你，寶貝

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‎不會有事的，我們會把他找出來

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‎我們會把他找出來，不會有事的

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‎我們會把他找出來…

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‎（披薩）

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‎妳說“把他找出來”是什麼意思？

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‎小路比

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‎小路比？

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‎小路比！

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‎不是，是小瑞奇

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‎別再用“小”稱呼自己了

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‎-你要一起走嗎？
‎-不要！

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‎要！

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‎知道這是哪裡嗎？

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‎我們不是來吵架的，兄弟

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‎我們那晚喝醉了

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‎對你沒有不尊敬的意思

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‎那你們是什麼意思？

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‎傑弗遜區

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‎現在應該是我們的了

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‎那裡離我們地盤還比你的還近

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‎我奶奶在那邊一直被先知幫收保護費

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‎這些狗屁該停止了

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‎沒什麼好停的，那裡是我們拿下的

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‎快滾

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‎喂！

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‎喂…

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‎你們知道這是哪嗎？

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‎我們當然知道，老爺爺

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‎-雷，回房子裡去
‎-有我挺你，兒子

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‎靠，這是你老頭？

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‎-你說話注意點
‎-不然怎樣，老頭？

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‎-你要用拐杖敲我嗎？
‎-我叫你進屋去

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‎去翻漢堡吧，膽小鬼

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‎等爹地放你出來，我們再打一場

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‎算那些賤人幸運

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‎算你幸運我沒修理你一頓

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‎你再搞這一套，我就把你趕到街上

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‎這街頭曾經是我管的

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‎上古時代的事了

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‎這些新崛起的後輩
‎不用理由就能對你開槍

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‎現在不講江湖道義了

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‎我看得出來

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‎這是什麼意思？

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‎親吻你弟弟的女人？

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‎這是在威脅嗎？

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‎別以為你抓到我什麼把柄

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‎就是這裡

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‎（害蟲終結者）

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‎那個人是誰？

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‎不是小瑞奇

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‎謝謝你迅速又仔細

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‎我們做愛後，她也是這麼說的！

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‎好啦，很棒，感謝你的努力

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‎她也是這麼說的

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‎好啦，我要下了

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‎-她也是這麼說的
‎-夠了！

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‎她沒有這麼說

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‎天啊，我們只剩兩名嫌犯

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‎但賈馬爾滿腦子只有性

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‎滿腦子只有性
‎但賈馬爾滿腦子只有性

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‎性！

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‎性…

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‎我該通知凱撒和莫瑟嗎？

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‎他們很性感

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‎什麼？你要讓凱撒和莫瑟加進來？

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‎你的那包在震動

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‎要我幫你嗎？

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‎你要接嗎？

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‎-如何？
‎-不是他

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‎這個人很矮，小瑞奇很高

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‎遠遠超過180公分

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‎不過人老了不是會縮水嗎？

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‎不過也不會從小瑞奇變小路比

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‎這句話是什麼意思？

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‎就是你很矮，小瑞奇很高

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‎我們問他知不知道庫奇奧
‎他說不知道

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‎-你們為什麼要這樣問？
‎-為了將他排除

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‎說不定蘿茜也是因為這樣才沒回訊息

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‎你們也問蘿茜知不知道庫奇奧？

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‎夠了，你們完全沒讀筆記

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‎淨問一些蠢問題

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‎還危及到這場調查

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‎我只好讓你們兩個坐冷板凳

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‎直到有進一步決定

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‎但你又不是隊長

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‎抱歉，莫瑟，但這次我得站路比這邊

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‎-等我們需要的時候再通知妳
‎-好啦

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‎茉莉，基因資料庫可能只是浪費時間

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‎小瑞奇可能根本不在裡面

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‎要找我嗎？

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‎-對
‎-對

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‎我迷失了

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‎我們在哪？

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‎所以我才在看地圖

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‎不是，我是說我們兩個的關係在哪？

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‎我也不知道

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‎我有件事得告訴你

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‎發生了某件事

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‎不

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‎別再提過去事了

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‎我們要活在現在

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‎我們要重新開始

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‎白板理論嗎？

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‎沒錯，重新開始

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‎好，要怎麼做？

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‎第一次約會

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‎我們不是已經超過那個階段了嗎？

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‎對，但這正是問題所在

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‎我們從一開始就是反著進展

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‎我們還沒約會過就搞上了

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‎說不定那正是我們所需要的

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‎約會

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‎來一場史詩級的約會
‎重新調整一切的差錯，以及…

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‎現在還是很對的部分

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‎好吧

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‎那何時要進行這場史詩級約會？

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‎給我24小時

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‎真不敢相信我會這麼說

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‎但我好像沒彈藥了

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‎真高興你能得到一天假

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‎其實我今天沒放假

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‎也不用別人給我假

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‎我是老大

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‎我是要放個短暑休

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‎因為只要有我在場
‎就只會是看我一人叱吒全場

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‎我覺得我的短暫休息
‎能對士氣有很好的影響

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‎我的下屬需要機會發光發熱

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‎-你在做什麼事？
‎-不能說

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‎姑且說我在帶領團隊
‎進行一項高風險調查

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‎妳呢？現在為什麼這麼有空？

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‎不用工作或暑修嗎？

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‎我沒工作，不過有在上課

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‎-在菲利瑞吉高中？
‎-我不上菲利瑞吉高中，我自學

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‎可是妳隨時都在菲利瑞吉高中

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‎對

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‎所以妳在我們大廳遊蕩
‎只是要跟蹤我？

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‎對

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‎妳的教室就是家裡的房間？

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‎對

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‎妳的課就是…

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‎利用電腦上課？

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‎不是

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‎我爸媽希望我能親身體驗

210
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,929
‎我物理課不是看課本

211
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,348
‎而是去胡佛水壩

212
00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:42,642
‎哲學課則是去墓園待著

213
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,935
‎-思考生命
‎-以及死亡

214
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,313
‎生物課我沒有解剖青蛙

215
00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:50,024
‎而是去協助獸醫幫我的狗節育

216
00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:55,321
‎妳的性教育則是幫妳媽接生弟妹

217
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,823
‎-瞭解
‎-不是，我是獨生女

218
00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,992
‎而且性教育重點是我的性，不是她的

219
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,786
‎很好…

220
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,037
‎我是妳的性教育課嗎？

221
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,916
‎這完全正常

222
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:11,003
‎我欣賞你們這麼認真看待鼠害

223
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,173
‎我向你們保證，我也是一樣認真

224
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:19,220
‎對我來說，找出害鼠就像解謎一樣

225
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,349
‎事實上，我一定要給你們看一張照片

226
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,893
‎是我所發現的超扯鼠害

227
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,812
‎那張照片呢…

228
00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:28,979
‎（老年小瑞奇）

229
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,272
‎（茉莉與路比）

230
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,358
‎不知道放到哪去了

231
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:33,818
‎那張拍得很不錯

232
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,277
‎老鼠互相咬掉對方的頭

233
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,738
‎四肢離身、血流成河

234
00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:41,075
‎好驚人的景象！

235
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:43,035
‎是啊，真可惜你找不到

236
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:44,995
‎我們可以安排時間了

237
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,872
‎你明天能來菲利瑞吉嗎？

238
00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:50,292
‎菲利瑞吉？我不要去菲利瑞吉

239
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,629
‎-為什麼
‎-我還是不說的好

240
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,633
‎-你為什麼吞吞吐吐？
‎-那妳呢？

241
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,888
‎我們因為鼠害已經好幾天沒睡了

242
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,307
‎聽著，我在菲利瑞吉
‎有認識一個很不錯的人

243
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:06,726
‎我們付雙倍價碼

244
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,269
‎我3點到6點間到

245
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,022
‎接下來呢？我們要怎麼做？

246
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,899
‎我們是要送過去，還是請他們過來？

247
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,401
‎-送什麼東西？
‎-小瑞奇

248
00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:16,944
‎-打給庫奇奧啊
‎-怎麼打？

249
00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:21,198
‎你怎麼不用
‎她專供你聯絡用的手機呢？

250
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,992
‎我不能打給她，都是她打給我

251
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,785
‎要是那支手機沒額度了呢？

252
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,036
‎我不想害她付超額費

253
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,539
‎你就傳訊息給她
‎或是跟她說他明天會到你家

254
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:29,665
‎大約3點到6點間

255
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,250
‎我不能給庫奇奧不確定時間

256
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,626
‎那就告訴她5點30分

257
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,919
‎這些人每次都遲到

258
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:38,841
‎我不太認同

259
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,302
‎晚餐加電影，這也太老套了

260
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:42,219
‎你還有哪招？

261
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,679
‎你可能想太多了

262
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:46,223
‎她可是莫瑟耶，不可能

263
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,641
‎你也知道大家都怎麼說

264
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,310
‎重點不在於你有什麼

265
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,645
‎而在於你怎麼善加利用

266
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,689
‎我什麼都沒有

267
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,028
‎我們去公園野餐如何？

268
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,988
‎晚上在菲利瑞吉野餐？

269
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,740
‎我的點子快用完了，莫瑟

270
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,367
‎-我給妳個驚喜如何？
‎-用什麼驚喜？

271
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,327
‎用驚喜

272
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,955
‎我們要去哪約會、我們要做什麼等等

273
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,081
‎所以我不能出意見？

274
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,710
‎通常都是這樣，沒錯

275
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,880
‎是啊，只是這是我們的第一次約會

276
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,256
‎這應該是一個新的開始

277
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,466
‎所以我也要出意見

278
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,928
‎驚喜

279
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:34,396
‎要是有人只想利用妳的肉體時
‎妳會怎麼做？

280
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,899
‎更新亞馬遜願望清單

281
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:38,692
‎我不需要禮物

282
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,277
‎這裡面少了什麼

283
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,824
‎你需要兩心之間也有連結
‎而不只是兩腿之間

284
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,158
‎是啊，大概吧

285
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,702
‎一開始我還能接受只有肉體關係

286
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,705
‎但我也想要找喜歡我的人

287
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,999
‎我以為她喜歡我
‎但是她根本不認識我

288
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,417
‎她只認識賈寶寶

289
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:59,380
‎但賈爸爸是有感情的

290
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:02,341
‎他多愁善感、浪漫成性

291
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:06,053
‎他想裹著被子，聽床邊故事

292
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,346
‎晚上被哄睡

293
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,014
‎但賈寶寶卻一心想玩

294
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,225
‎他叫賈爸爸快去睡覺

295
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:14,395
‎所以是寶寶叫爸爸睡覺？

296
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,438
‎這只是個譬喻

297
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,731
‎爸爸

298
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:20,442
‎寶寶

299
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,152
‎我的則可以稱為幼兒

300
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,492
‎糟糕！妳覺得我會是那種

301
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,619
‎沒有愛就無法享受性的人嗎？

302
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,371
‎天啊，我希望不是

303
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,498
‎那些人爛透了

304
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,792
‎哈妮就是那樣

305
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:41,213
‎說騷貨騷貨就到，我得走了

306
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,757
‎等等…我該怎麼做？

307
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,510
‎我該順其自然，還是…

308
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,305
‎賈馬爾，繼續和那個娃娃做愛吧

309
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,890
‎她是真人

310
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,850
‎好啦

311
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,318
‎-她們要去哪裡？
‎-我買票請她們看中世紀表演

312
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,486
‎所以車程、用餐時間

313
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,156
‎加上雙胞胎吃亞瑟王魚肉夾餅後
‎拉肚子的時間

314
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,449
‎她們會離開13小時

315
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:09,533
‎你怎麼不去？

316
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,826
‎我們找到小瑞奇了

317
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:11,952
‎他是除蟲工人

318
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:15,706
‎-你找到他了？還真會隱瞞隊長
‎-是啊

319
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,166
‎真厲害

320
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,960
‎-我能做什麼？
‎-什麼都別做

321
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:20,878
‎可是…

322
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:22,838
‎我是隊長

323
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,966
‎-我想要至少能幫忙或分派工作
‎-不要！

324
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,968
‎賈馬爾，我們不需要幫忙

325
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,721
‎我們沒出錯的空間，你只是個累贅

326
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,973
‎我該把死老鼠放哪？

327
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,186
‎我該把牠們分開放，還是…

328
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:40,356
‎我該把牠們分開放，還是…

329
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,446
‎我迫不急待要為你分開它們了

330
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:48,697
‎分開它們？

331
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:49,990
‎是雙腿…

332
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,159
‎還是屁股？

333
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,998
‎奶子…

334
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,292
‎想看她的奶子嗎？

335
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,379
‎你在這裡幹嘛？快走開

336
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:04,713
‎不要

337
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,006
‎讓他留下來

338
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,091
‎是啊

339
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,968
‎我們要這麼做了

340
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,229
‎賈馬爾，你該走了

341
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,107
‎我去把老鼠分開放

342
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:26,402
‎你還好嗎？剛剛那是怎麼回事？

343
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,070
‎我不知道，我的壓力好大

344
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,406
‎我一直在春夢裡面看到茉莉

345
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,448
‎而且我想上她

346
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:32,533
‎糟糕

347
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,159
‎你的創傷症候群回來了

348
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,202
‎可能吧

349
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,163
‎好吧

350
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:41,041
‎如果給你空間能讓你自在

351
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,584
‎-那我就照辦
‎-謝謝

352
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:55,597
‎你提早到了

353
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,558
‎-太早了
‎-我是在時間範圍內來的

354
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,018
‎3點到6點之間

355
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,437
‎現在是3點

356
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:06,650
‎迷你高爾夫

357
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,652
‎成交，我超愛迷你高爾夫

358
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:09,695
‎那就出局了

359
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,697
‎我們得做從前沒做過的事

360
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,283
‎還是回去討論你的野餐提議吧

361
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,409
‎被妳否決的那個？

362
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,036
‎是啊，因為室外很危險

363
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,495
‎要是我們在室內野餐呢？

364
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,289
‎-好，要在哪？
‎-這裡

365
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,457
‎等你打烊後

366
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,376
‎我們兩個以前都沒有
‎半夜在餐廳祕密約會過

367
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,093
‎不，不要在這裡

368
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,055
‎我不想惹麻煩

369
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,556
‎好吧

370
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:39,641
‎-那…
‎-妳讓我來策畫如何？

371
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,935
‎我有啊，你在和我一起策畫

372
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,896
‎也就是說大概沒機會了

373
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,398
‎我們說不定是被詛咒了

374
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,566
‎我親了奧斯卡

375
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,318
‎我知道

376
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,279
‎你不生氣？

377
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,363
‎他跟我說了發生經過

378
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:54,948
‎沒什麼大不了的

379
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,744
‎-但他是你哥耶
‎-而妳喝醉了

380
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,913
‎等一下，妳為什麼要生氣？

381
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,915
‎因為你不應該不介意

382
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:04,458
‎莫瑟！

383
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,126
‎（德韋恩燒烤）

384
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,628
‎快追上去

385
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,014
‎你們要點什麼？

386
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:19,932
‎義大利麵

387
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:21,475
‎義大利辣腸披薩

388
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:22,893
‎宮保雞丁

389
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,020
‎還是來個果凍好了，老頭

390
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,901
‎你們最好快滾出去

391
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,361
‎婊子，不然怎樣？

392
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,280
‎這裡我來，雷

393
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,408
‎你去打掃辦公室，好嗎？

394
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,202
‎你快點去掃地吧，老頭

395
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,998
‎各位先生要來點什麼？

396
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,083
‎我們的保護費

397
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,919
‎你們是要點東西，還是要找麻煩？

398
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,129
‎只要他在這裡工作

399
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,131
‎你不開始付錢就會有麻煩

400
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,052
‎我經營德韋恩燒烤已經15年了

401
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,554
‎從來就沒加入過那個計劃

402
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,764
‎現在換我們主持這個計劃了，蠢蛋

403
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,516
‎也就是說你要付錢

404
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:05,477
‎我們德韋恩燒烤不付

405
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,981
‎所以你們如果不點餐

406
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,609
‎就請自行離開

407
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,290
‎莫瑟，我們在鬼打牆

408
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,708
‎我不懂妳為什麼這麼生氣

409
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:30,043
‎我親了別人，而且還是你哥

410
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,420
‎所以妳是故意的？

411
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,255
‎不是，只是個意外而已

412
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,049
‎那我不明白妳為什麼這麼氣我不生氣

413
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,886
‎-因為你應該要生氣
‎-別告訴我應該要有什麼感覺

414
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,345
‎終於有點情緒了

415
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,139
‎-妳要我生氣？
‎-對

416
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,265
‎-為什麼？
‎-因為…

417
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,809
‎因為你放過我的過錯

418
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,644
‎也無法讓你的過錯就此消除

419
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,609
‎妳永遠不會放下那件事吧？

420
00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,573
‎我不知道

421
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:01,325
‎我很抱歉，莫瑟

422
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,370
‎但我無法改變過去

423
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,378
‎所以你就這樣走了？

424
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,089
‎直接放棄我們？

425
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,524
‎妳好，我是凱撒

426
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,777
‎你在幹嘛？

427
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,445
‎我注意妳好一段時間了

428
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,447
‎但我一直不敢找妳說話

429
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,032
‎妳叫什麼名字？

430
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:43,825
‎這樣太蠢了

431
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,504
‎莫瑟

432
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,383
‎我是莫瑟

433
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,978
‎妳好，小豬豬

434
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:19,319
‎這對我沒效果

435
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:26,034
‎想再叫我“胡安妮塔”嗎？
‎你好像很喜歡

436
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,453
‎我是很喜歡，但不是這個問題

437
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:29,871
‎我也不知道

438
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,166
‎我可能是那種需要性愛合一的噁心人

439
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,045
‎妳並不愛我，對吧？

440
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,214
‎我根本不太認識你

441
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,507
‎這是個問題

442
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:41,883
‎妳至少喜歡我吧？

443
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:43,844
‎當然

444
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:46,596
‎妳喜歡我哪裡？

445
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,602
‎講出心中第一件想到的事吧

446
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,564
‎乾淨，你看起來很乾淨

447
00:21:58,483 --> 00:21:59,609
‎就這樣？

448
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,194
‎而且還與眾不同

449
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:02,696
‎跟我一樣

450
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,699
‎這我可以接受

451
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,492
‎那你喜歡我哪裡？

452
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:09,328
‎妳很性感

453
00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:11,371
‎我喜歡妳喜歡我這點

454
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,461
‎（視覺動物、自戀狂）

455
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,005
‎你有談過戀愛嗎？

456
00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:23,467
‎好問題

457
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:25,552
‎愛是什麼？

458
00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:26,470
‎死了

459
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:30,098
‎每隻老鼠本來就已經死了

460
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,683
‎你的問題自行解決了

461
00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,102
‎活老鼠怎麼了？

462
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,188
‎我們又沒買，死的比較便宜

463
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:42,903
‎還有其他選項嗎？

464
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:45,030
‎我們可以拿出我的大水管

465
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:47,741
‎我們可以拿出我的大水管…

466
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,538
‎我們可以拿出我的大水管

467
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,248
‎你的水管有多大？

468
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:58,251
‎大到能搞定妳那對奶子

469
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,255
‎我們真的需要他的水管嗎？我不想看

470
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,257
‎（精蟲工人）

471
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,842
‎那我就不去車上拿了

472
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,386
‎但我也只有這些辦法了

473
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,391
‎等等，不可能只有這樣吧

474
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,309
‎有別的問題再打給我

475
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,818
‎就像是一波排山倒海的知覺

476
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,946
‎愛是一股驅力

477
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:28,448
‎讓妳早上願意醒來的動力

478
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,242
‎能夠給妳…

479
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,244
‎目標

480
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:33,995
‎我有感覺了，甘德菈

481
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,456
‎某些東西開始有道理了

482
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,458
‎上次我有這種感覺

483
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,836
‎是我在找溜冰世界的錢時，說來話長

484
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:45,507
‎總之，我覺得我的愛就是我的目標

485
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:48,593
‎我的目標就是我的愛

486
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:51,346
‎我現在的目標是找出小瑞奇

487
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,056
‎他的目標是終止暴力

488
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,891
‎但諷刺的是他卻引出更多暴力

489
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,560
‎小瑞奇知道了會傷心欲絕

490
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,520
‎因為他不是暴力的人

491
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:01,231
‎他連一隻蒼蠅都不會傷害

492
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,024
‎等一下

493
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:07,612
‎小瑞奇絕對不會當除蟲工人！

494
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,698
‎甘德菈！不是他！

495
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:10,949
‎我也不是他

496
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:12,617
‎對不起

497
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,536
‎我不能受妳控制

498
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,746
‎因為我必須奪回控制權

499
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,874
‎休假結束了

500
00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:24,087
‎不是妳的問題，是我的目標

501
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:25,964
‎我要是有更多時間

502
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,549
‎就有可能會墜入愛河

503
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,342
‎愛上妳

504
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,970
‎很抱歉我們得這樣結束

505
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:42,939
‎我媽在家，所以妳得從窗戶出去

506
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:45,358
‎你們在幹什麼？

507
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,652
‎拜託，你不能走，這是生死攸關

508
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:49,446
‎他不是小瑞奇！

509
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:54,034
‎他離開是為了逃離暴力

510
00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:55,327
‎小瑞奇是誰？

511
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:56,286
‎是你！

512
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:58,955
‎-桑托幫幫主
‎-庫奇奧失去已久的愛人

513
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,540
‎庫奇奧是什麼東西？

514
00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:05,253
‎不是他

515
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,924
‎我會把帳單寄給你

516
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,721
‎我們該怎麼告訴庫奇奧？

517
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:22,729
‎這是怎樣？

518
00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:30,862
‎（我等得不耐煩了！）

519
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,921
‎我們要打爆你的頭

520
00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:26,876
‎我需要保護

521
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,010
‎我在這裡住了這麼多年

522
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:36,720
‎從來沒有為走而走過

523
00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:38,763
‎我也沒有

524
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,559
‎開始了

525
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:44,269
‎什麼開始了？

526
00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:46,354
‎我們的第一次約會

527
00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:48,106
‎我們要開始了

528
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:52,652
‎我甚至有點緊張

529
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,781
‎我也是

530
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,037
‎等等，那我何時可以親吻道晚安？

531
00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:04,998
‎今晚結束了嗎？

532
00:27:05,915 --> 00:27:06,833
‎還沒

533
00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:32,150
‎（茱莉亞）

534
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:36,154
‎白板理論

535
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:41,368
‎喂？

536
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:45,705
‎布萊恩？

537
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:49,459
‎你說什麼？

538
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:52,879
‎好

539
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:55,799
‎再見

540
00:28:01,971 --> 00:28:02,931
‎怎麼了？

541
00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,268
‎我媽過世了