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[soothing music playing]

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<i>♪ This sensation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don't think you know it ♪</i>

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-[coughing]
-[music stops]

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<i>♪ Keep me waiting... ♪</i>

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I got you.

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I own you.

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I know what you want.

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And I'm still gonna find you.

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[music stops]

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The "It's All Relative" results came in,

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and we filtered 3,000 names
by age, gender, and birthplace.

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Which left us with only the people
that share Lil' Ricky's birthday

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and whose names contain
"Ricardo" or "Galindo."

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That brought us down to four candidates.

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Jasmine and I
knocked one guy off the list,

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and we found him on Facebook,
which means he's not hiding.

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The three others don't have social media.

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Uh, wasn't Chivo's saliva supposed
to tell us exactly who Lil' Ricky was?

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You didn't read the notes I emailed!

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Uh... What notes?

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There's no time to not be
paying attention at all times.

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The Golden State Killer was caught

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because a relative
unwittingly submitted their DNA

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to a database,

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and the police matched
that DNA to a GSK crime scene.

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Now, we had Chivo's DNA,
but no crime scene to tie it to.

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If you read the notes, you'd also know
that George Lopez is related to Chivo!

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[squeals] I wanted to follow up on it...

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but because of my dedication
to this investigation,

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I've postponed interrogating Mr. Lopez
until a later date.

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So...

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-Mmm.
-What?

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How do we know Lil' Ricky's
one of the three remaining names?

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'Cause he loved puzzles, and there's
no greater puzzle than yourself.

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-Uh...
-No more questions!

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You all got assignments.

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-Where's--
-Jamal?

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He's been having sex.

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This is your assignment.

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-Did you read the notes?
-[laughs] Of course.

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-You're down to four suspects?
-[all] Three.

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[gasps]

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[sighs]

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Way to go, team!

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See? I can lead an investigation
and still have <i>sex!</i> [laughs]

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Work hard. Play hard!
But not too hard, 'cause I'm learning.

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-Want to know about it?
-No need. We can smell it.

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-And taste it.
-Well, it's a good thing I can't taste you

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because you look like shit.

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Yeah? Well, you would too
if a gang boss threatened you,

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your family, and stole all your knives.

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Enough!

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Everyone find your suspects.

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-[Cesar sighs]
-Okay, then.

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Hey, you need some R and R.

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No, you need it.

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Once you find the suspect in your folder,
give it a rest so I can have one.

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You're creating unwanted stress
by having to be in control all the time.

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-So chill.
-Okay.

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As your leader, I welcome feedback,

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and I can see how I've been leading us
so intensely for so long

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that it might be good for me
to take a moment to recalibrate.

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-That's not what I said. What I said was--
-Shh.

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-You're welcome.
-Uh...

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Be gone with ya!

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I got you, boo.

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Everything's gonna be fine.
We'll find him.

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[Jasmine echoing] <i>We'll find him!</i>
<i>Everything's gonna be fine!</i>

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<i>We'll find him!</i>
<i>We'll find him! We'll find him!</i>

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[woman moaning]

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Ooh. Ooh.

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When you say "find him," who do you mean?

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Lil' Ruby.

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Lil' Ruby?

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Mm-hmm.

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Lil' Ruby!

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Ooh.

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No, Lil' Ricky!
And stop calling yourself "small."

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-Are you coming?
-No!

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Yes!

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<i>-♪ I got that straight drop ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Drop ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ That make your face drop ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Drop ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ It give you lockjaw ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Jaw ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ I got that top-notch ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Notch ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ I got that OsshWop ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Wop ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ I feel like 2Pac ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Pac ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Servin' that moon rock ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Rock ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ It make you moonwalk ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Walk ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ I got that OsshWop ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Wop, wop, wop, wop ♪</i>

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-[in Spanish] You know where you are?
-Ain't looking to scrap, homie.

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We were drunk.
Didn't mean no disrespect the other night.

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So what did you mean?

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Jefferson.

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It should be ours now.
It's closer to our hood than yours.

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And my <i>abuelita's</i> been getting taxed
by the Prophet$ over there forever.

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That shit's gotta stop.

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Well, it ain't gonna.
We took it. Now back up.

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[Ray in English] Hey!

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

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You boys know where you are?

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Of course we do, <i>Abuelito.</i>

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-Ray, get back in the house.
-I got you, <i>mijo.</i>

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Oh, shit!<i> No mames. </i>Is this your old man?

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-Hey, watch your mouth.
<i>-</i>Or what, <i>viejito?</i>

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-You gonna beat me with your cane?
<i>-</i>I said get back in the house.

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Go flip burgers, <i>puto.</i>
We'll chop it up when Daddy lets you out.

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Those bitches are lucky.

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Lucky I don't kick your ass.

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You pull that shit again,
I'll throw your ass to the curb.

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-I used to run these streets once.
-Ancient history.

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These young ones comin' up
will shoot you for no reason.

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-Ain't no code anymore.
-Mmm.

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I can see that.

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What the hell is that supposed to mean?

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Kissing your brother's girl?

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Is that a threat?

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Don't think you got anything on me.

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[Jasmine] This is it.

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-[phone chimes]
-Oh.

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[phone rings]

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-[Ruby] Who is that?
<i>-Not Lil' Ricky.</i>

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<i>Well, thanks for being quick and thorough.</i>

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Ah! That's what she said...
right after we had sex!

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<i>Okay, great.</i>
<i>Well, I appreciate your hard work.</i>

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That's what <i>she </i>said.

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Okay, getting off now.

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-<i>That's also what she said.</i>
-Stop!

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She did not say that.

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[chuckles]

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My God. We're down to two suspects,
and all Jamal can think about is sex!

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[Jasmine echoing]<i> Think about sex!</i>
<i>All Jamal can think about is sex.</i>

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<i>Sex!</i>

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Ooh.

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Sex! Sex! Sex!

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Ah! Ooh.

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Should I loop in Cesar and Monse?

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They're sexy.

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What?<i></i>You want to bring
Cesar and Monse into this?

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-[phone vibrates]
-Your bulge is vibrating!

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Want me to get it?

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-Are you gonna get it?
-[phone vibrating]

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-What's up?
-[Monse]<i> Not it.</i>

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Our guy was really short,
and Lil' Ricky was really tall.

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Well over six feet.

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Yeah, but don't people shrink
as they get older?

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Yeah, but you don't go
from Lil' Ricky to Lil' Ruby.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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That you're short,
and Lil' Ricky was tall.

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<i>We asked him if he knew Cuchillos,</i>
<i>and he said no.</i>

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-Why would you ask that?
<i>-</i>To rule him out.

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Hey, maybe that's why Rosé
didn't text back either.

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You asked Rosé if she knew Cuchillos too?

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That's it. You don't read the notes.

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<i>You ask asinine questions.</i>

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<i>And you're putting</i>
<i>the investigation in jeopardy!</i>

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I have no choice but to put you two
on standby until further notice.

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But you aren't the leader.

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Sorry, Mons,
but I gotta side with Ruby on this one.

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-We'll let you know when we need you.
-Fine.

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[sighs]

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Jasmine, maybe the DNA database
was a waste of time.

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Lil' Ricky's probably not in it.

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Looking for me?

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[both] Yes.

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[Cesar] I'm lost.

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Where are we?

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Yup, that's why I'm looking at the map.

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No, I mean, where are <i>we?</i>

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Oh.

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Um...

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I don't know.

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I need to tell you something.

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-Something happened.
-No.

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No talk of the past.

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Right now, we need to be present.

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We need a clean slate.

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Oh, um... a tabula rasa?

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Yes, exactly. A clean slate.

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Okay. And how are we gonna do that?

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First date.

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-Aren't we already past that point?
-Yeah, but that's the problem.

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We've been running the bases backwards
from the start.

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We were hooking up
before we even had a date.

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Maybe what we need is just that.

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A date.

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An epic one to recalibrate everything
that went wrong and...

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everything that's still right.

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Okay.

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So when is this epic date happening?

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Give me 24 hours.

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I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I think I'm out of juice.

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I'm so glad you got the day off.

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Actually, it's not really my day off,
and no one gave it to me.

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I'm the boss, and I'm taking
a short summer sabbatical.

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'Cause when I'm there,
it's all about my wins

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and I feel like this break will be
really good for morale.

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My subordinates need a chance to shine.

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-What do you do?
-Can't talk about it.

200
00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:05,647
Let's just say I'm leading a team
in a high-stakes investigation.

201
00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:10,151
And you?
How are you so available right now?

202
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No job or summer school?

203
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,197
No job, but I am taking a class.

204
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,116
-At Freeridge?
-No, I don't go to Freeridge.

205
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I'm homeschooled.

206
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,702
But wait, you're always at Freeridge.

207
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:20,745
Yeah.

208
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:23,790
So you just wander our halls to stalk me?

209
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,458
-Yeah.
-Hmm.

210
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,378
And your homeroom
is just like a room in your home?

211
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,379
Yeah.

212
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:33,049
And your classes are like-- What?
You just take classes on the computer?

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00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:33,967
No.

214
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My parents like for me to get hands-on.

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For physics class,
instead of reading a book,

216
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I went to the Hoover Dam.

217
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For philosophy,
I spent time at the cemetery.

218
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,936
-Pondering life.
-And death.

219
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,313
For bio, instead of a frog dissection,

220
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:50,024
I assisted a veterinarian
in neutering my dog.

221
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:55,321
And for sex-ed,
you helped your mother deliver a sibling.

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00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,824
-Gotcha.
-No, I'm an only child,

223
00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,577
and sex-ed is about my sex, not hers.
[laughs]

224
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,953
Cool, cool, cool.

225
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,914
-Am I your sex-ed class?
-[chuckles]

226
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:11,004
This is totally normal, but I like how
seriously you are taking this rat issue,

227
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,174
and I assure you
that I take it just as seriously.

228
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:19,220
To me, finding <i>rattus norvegicus</i>
is like solving a puzzle.

229
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:25,894
In fact, I gotta show you a pic of this
one crazy infestation that I uncovered.

230
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:30,273
Where is that picture? Where is
that picture? Where is that picture?

231
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,358
Ah! I don't know where it is.

232
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,818
It was such a good one.

233
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Rats decapitating each other, limbs torn
from bodies, blood flowing! [laughs]

234
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:41,075
It was glorious!

235
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,953
-Yeah, real bummer you couldn't find it.
-Eh.

236
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,873
We're ready to schedule.
Can you come to Freeridge tomorrow?

237
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:50,293
Oh, oh, oh. Freeridge?
I'm not going to Freeridge.

238
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,630
-Why not?
-I'd rather not say.

239
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,634
-Why are you being so dodgy?
-Why are you?

240
00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:02,972
We haven't slept in days
because of the rats.

241
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,308
Listen, I know a great guy in Freeridge.

242
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:08,519
-We'll pay double.
-I'll be there between three and six.

243
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,106
What's next? How do we do this?

244
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,858
Is this gonna be for delivery or pickup?

245
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,401
-Of what?
-Lil' Ricky!

246
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,945
-Call Cuchillos!
-How?

247
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:21,199
Ay! Why don't you use the phone she
specifically gave you for this purpose?

248
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,992
I don't call her, she calls me.

249
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,079
What if the phone doesn't have minutes?
I don't want to cause her overage fees.

250
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,373
Text her or tell her he's gonna be
at your place tomorrow

251
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,666
during the three-to-six window.

252
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,251
I can't give Cuchillos a window!

253
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,920
Ay! Then tell her 5:30.
These guys are always late.

254
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,090
Ay.

255
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:41,302
[sighs] I don't know.
Dinner and a movie, that's so cliché.

256
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,680
-What else you got?
-Maybe you're overthinking this.

257
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,224
It's Monse. Not possible.

258
00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,644
You know what they say:
it's not what you got,

259
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,646
it's what you do with what you got.

260
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:53,648
I got nothing.

261
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,068
[sighs]

262
00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:00,780
-How about a picnic in the park?
-At night? In Freeridge?

263
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,740
[Cesar sighs]
I'm running out of ideas, Monse.

264
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,659
How about I surprise you?

265
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,327
-With what?
-[Cesar] A surprise.

266
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,956
The date, where we're going,
what we're doing.

267
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,082
So I don't get a say?

268
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,711
That's usually what happens, yeah.

269
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,880
Yeah, except this is our first date,

270
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,466
and it's supposed to be
a clean-slate date, so I need a say.

271
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,928
Surprise.

272
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,848
[both chuckle]

273
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,392
[both] Mmm.

274
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:34,397
So what do you do when
someone's using you for your body?

275
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,775
-Update your Amazon wish list.
-[chuckles]

276
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,278
I don't need gifts,
but there is something missing.

277
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,779
Ah!

278
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,824
You need to connect between the ears,
not the legs.

279
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,159
-Yeah, maybe.
-Mmm.

280
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,703
At first, I was okay with it
just being physical,

281
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,706
but I also want someone to like me.

282
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,000
I thought she liked me,
but she doesn't even know me.

283
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,418
She only knows Baby J.

284
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:59,380
But here's the thing:
Daddy J, he's got feelings.

285
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,342
He's sensitive. He's-- He's a romantic.

286
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,093
He wants to be swaddled

287
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,347
and read a bedtime story
and tucked in at night.

288
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,015
But Baby J, he's down to clown,

289
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,225
and he's telling Daddy J to go to bed.

290
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:14,395
So, the baby's putting the daddy to bed?

291
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,439
-It's a metaphor.
-Ah.

292
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,732
Daddy.

293
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,942
-Mm-hmm.
-Baby.

294
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,153
-[gags]
-Or in my case, toddler.

295
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,030
[both laugh]

296
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,493
Oh, no! 
Do you think I'm one of those people

297
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,620
that can't enjoy sex unless I'm in love?

298
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,372
-God, I hope not.
-[sighs]

299
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,499
Those people are the worst.

300
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,751
Geny's like that.

301
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:37,752
[horn honks]

302
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:41,214
-Speaking of the Sappy Slut. I gotta go.
-[laughs]

303
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,758
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What should I do?

304
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,511
Should I just relax and go with it, or...?

305
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,305
Jamal, keep having sex with the doll.

306
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,890
She's real.

307
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,850
Okay.

308
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,485
-Where they going?
-I got them tickets to Medieval Manor.

309
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,487
So between the drive, the dinner,

310
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,156
and the twins getting diarrhea
from King Arthur's fish tacos,

311
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,449
they'll be gone for 13 hours.

312
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,827
-Why aren't you going?
-We found Lil' Ricky.

313
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:11,953
He's an exterminator.

314
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,789
You found him?
Way to bury the lede from the leader.

315
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,166
-Yeah.
-That's amazing.

316
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,961
-What can I do?
-Nothing.

317
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:20,878
But--

318
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:22,839
But I'm the leader.

319
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,466
I want to at least help or delegate.

320
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,010
No! Jamal, we don't need any help.

321
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,721
There's no room for error,
and you're a liability.

322
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,391
-Where should I put the dead rats?
-[gags]

323
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,186
Should I spread 'em out, or...

324
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,356
[Jasmine echoing]
<i>Should I spread 'em out, or...</i>

325
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:44,360
[Jasmine] Ooh. Ooh.

326
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,447
I can't wait to spread 'em for you.

327
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,698
[Ruby]<i></i>Spread 'em?

328
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:49,991
Legs...

329
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,160
or butt?

330
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,327
Ooh.

331
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,997
-[gasps]
-Booby.

332
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,999
Booby!

333
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:01,043
-You want to see her booby?
-Ooh.

334
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,379
What are you doing here? You gotta go.

335
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,714
[gasps] No!

336
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,007
Let him stay!

337
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,091
Yeah.

338
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,843
We're about to do this.

339
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,596
Ooh. Ooh.

340
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,182
Ooh. Ooh.

341
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:17,602
[both imitating motorboat sound]

342
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,229
Jamal, you gotta go.

343
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,107
I'm gonna go spread out the rats.

344
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,402
Are you okay? What was that?

345
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,070
I don't know. I'm so stressed out.

346
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,406
I keep seeing Jasmine
in some juiced-up horny wind,

347
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,449
and I want to bone her.

348
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:32,533
Shit!

349
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,160
Your PTSD is back.

350
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,453
-Maybe.
-[Jamal sighs]

351
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,122
Okay.

352
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,042
If giving you space
is going to give you comfort,

353
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,169
-I can do that.
-I appreciate you.

354
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:52,053
-[sighs]
-[knock on door]

355
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:55,598
You're early.

356
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,558
-Too early.
-I'm in the window.

357
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,018
Three to six.

358
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,437
It's three.

359
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,652
-Miniature golf.
-Sold.

360
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,695
-I love miniature golf.
-Then it's out.

361
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,365
We need to do something
that we haven't done before.

362
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,283
Let's just go back to your picnic idea.

363
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,036
-The one you shot down?
-Yeah, because it's dangerous outside.

364
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,496
But what if we do it inside?

365
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,289
-Okay. Where?
-Here.

366
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,624
After you close up.

367
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,377
Neither of us have had a late-night
rendezvous in a restaurant before.

368
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:31,425
Uh...

369
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,094
No, not here.

370
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,473
-I don't want to get in trouble.
-Okay, fine.

371
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,142
-How about--
-How about you just let me plan it.

372
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,936
I am. You're planning it with me.

373
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,189
Which means it probably won't happen.
[chuckles]

374
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,399
Maybe we are cursed.

375
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,567
I kissed Oscar.

376
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,318
I know.

377
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,280
And you're not mad?

378
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:55,157
He told me what happened.
It's not a big deal.

379
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,744
-But he's your brother.
-And you were drunk.

380
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,913
Wait a second. Why are <i>you </i>upset?

381
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:04,667
-Because it's not okay that you're okay.
-Monse!

382
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,420
Go, go, go, go, go!

383
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,015
What can I get you?

384
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,016
Spaghetti.

385
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,893
-Pepperoni pizza.
-Kung pao chicken.

386
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,021
Or how about some Jell-O,  <i>viejito?</i>

387
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,901
I think you better get out.

388
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,361
Or what, bitch?

389
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,281
[Dwayne] I got this, Ray.

390
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,409
You, uh, clean up the office, all right?

391
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,202
Yeah, start sweeping, old man.

392
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,999
So, what can I get you gentlemen?

393
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,208
Our tax.

394
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,919
You gonna order something,
or are we gonna have a problem?

395
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:51,047
As long as he's working here,
there's gonna be a problem

396
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,131
if you don't start paying.

397
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,053
I've been running Dwayne's
for about 15 years,

398
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,554
never been part of the program.

399
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,765
It's a new day, fool.
We're running the program,

400
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,516
which means you're paying.

401
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,478
Not at Dwayne's.

402
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,148
So if you're not gonna order something...

403
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,526
you can leave.

404
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,708
Monse, we're talking in circles.
I don't get why you're so mad.

405
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,044
I kissed another guy,
and it was your brother.

406
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,420
So you did it on purpose?

407
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,255
No. No, it was an accident.

408
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,050
I don't understand
why you're so upset that I'm not upset.

409
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,886
-Because you should be angry.
-Don't try to tell me how to feel.

410
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,346
Oh, finally, an emotion.

411
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,139
-Oh, you want me to be angry?
-Yes!

412
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,265
-Why?
-Because--

413
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,645
Because you wiping away my screwup
doesn't get to wipe away yours.

414
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,360
You're never gonna let that go, are you?

415
00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,573
I don't know.

416
00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,325
Well, I'm sorry, Monse...

417
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,371
but I can't change the past.

418
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,504
So you're just leaving?

419
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,090
Just giving up on us?

420
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,468
[Cesar scoffs]

421
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,304
[sighs]

422
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,525
Hi, I'm Cesar.

423
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,069
What are you doing?

424
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,446
I've noticed you for a while,

425
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,948
but I've always been too shy
to talk to you.

426
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,283
What's your name?

427
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:43,784
This is dumb.

428
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:55,504
Monse.

429
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,383
I'm Monse.

430
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:08,809
[Jamal] Mmm.

431
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:12,062
Hello, little piggies. [chuckles]

432
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,065
[sighs]

433
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,320
This isn't working for me.

434
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,035
Want to call me "Juanita" again?
You seem to like that.

435
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,872
I do, but that's not it. I don't know.

436
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:33,167
Maybe I'm one of those gross people
that needs to be in love when they do it.

437
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,251
Mmm.

438
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,046
You don't love me, do you?

439
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:41,884
-I barely know you.
-Which is a problem. Do you even like me?

440
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:43,844
Sure.

441
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,680
What do you like?

442
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,187
How about the first thing
that comes to mind?

443
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,564
Clean. You seem clean.

444
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,195
-That's it?
-And different.

445
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:02,696
Like me.

446
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,493
-I can work with that.
-So what do you like about me?

447
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:11,372
You're sexy, and I like that you like me.

448
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:12,790
Hmm.

449
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,589
So, have you ever been in love?

450
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:23,467
Good question.

451
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:25,719
What is love?

452
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:30,099
Dead. All the rats are already dead.

453
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,684
Your problem solved itself.

454
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,104
-What happened to the live ones?
-We didn't buy any.

455
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,772
The dead ones were cheaper.

456
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,733
[chuckles nervously]

457
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,862
Are there any other options?

458
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,072
We could whip out my big hose.

459
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:47,741
[echoing]<i> We could whip out my big hose.</i>

460
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,619
-[Jasmine] Ooh. Ooh.
-[Glen chuckles]

461
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,539
We can whip out my big hose.

462
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:58,586
-How big is your hose?
-Big enough to handle all that T.

463
00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:00,838
-Ooh.
-Do we really need his hose?

464
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,256
I don't want to see it.

465
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,258
Ah. Ooh.

466
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:07,636
Then I won't get it from my truck,
but that's all I can do.

467
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:10,556
[Ruby breathing nervously]

468
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:14,310
-But that can't be everything.
-Call me if you have another problem.

469
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,730
[Jasmine gasps]

470
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:19,857
[chuckles nervously]

471
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,818
Like an overwhelming sensation,

472
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,946
love is a drive,

473
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,449
something that motivates you
to wake up in the morning.

474
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,159
Something that gives you...

475
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,244
purpose.

476
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:36,457
I'm feeling something, Kendra.
Something is starting to make sense.

477
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:38,417
The last time I felt this

478
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,836
were when I was looking for
the RollerWorld loot. Long story.

479
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:45,883
Anyway, I feel like my love is my purpose,

480
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:48,594
and my purpose is my love.

481
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:51,347
And right now,
my purpose is to find Lil' Ricky,

482
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,892
whose purpose was to stop the violence,
which ironically led to even more violence

483
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:58,520
which would kill Lil' Ricky to know
because he's not a violent guy.

484
00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:01,231
He would never hurt a fly.

485
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,025
Wait a second.

486
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:07,613
Lil' Ricky would never be an exterminator!

487
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,698
Kendra! It's not him!

488
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,867
And I'm not him!

489
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:16,747
I'm sorry. I can't be <i>your</i> control,
because I gotta get back <i>in</i> control.

490
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,666
Sabbatical's over.

491
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:24,088
It's not you, it's my purpose.

492
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:27,549
If I had had more time,
I could have fallen in love...

493
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,343
with you.

494
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,221
I'm sorry we had to end this way.

495
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,940
Oh, and my mom's home,
so you need to use the window.

496
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:45,359
What the hell are you doing?

497
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,653
Please, you can't leave.
This is life or death.

498
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,446
[Jamal] It's not Lil' Ricky!

499
00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:51,073
[panting]

500
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:54,034
He left to escape the violence.

501
00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:55,327
Who's Lil' Ricky?

502
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:56,286
You are!

503
00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:58,956
-The leader of the Santos!
-Cuchillos' long lost love?

504
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,541
What's a Cuchillos?

505
00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,504
It's not him.

506
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,924
[sighs] I'll send you a bill.

507
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:13,137
[Glen muttering in Spanish]

508
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,638
What are we gonna tell Cuchillos?

509
00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:16,807
[Glen screams]

510
00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:22,730
What the hell?

511
00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:27,192
[phone ringing]

512
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,326
[sighs]

513
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:48,130
[in Spanish]
We're gonna bust your head in.

514
00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:26,877
I need protection.

515
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,720
For all the years I've lived here,
I've never really walked just to walk.

516
00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:38,764
Me neither.

517
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,144
-It's happening.
-What's happening?

518
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,355
Our first date.

519
00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:48,107
We're on it.

520
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,653
I even have butterflies.

521
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,907
-[chuckles]
-Yeah, me too.

522
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,995
Wait. So when am I gonna get
my good-night kiss?

523
00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:04,998
Uh... Is the night over?

524
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:06,834
No.

525
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,506
<i>♪ Maybe I'm blind ♪</i>

526
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:17,636
<i>♪ Why can't I say no? ♪</i>

527
00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:20,848
-[phone buzzing]
<i>-♪ Slip it down, down low ♪</i>

528
00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:24,351
<i>♪ This is all natural ♪</i>

529
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:30,315
<i>♪ I cannot stop me ♪</i>

530
00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:33,652
<i>♪ I'm stuck on repeat... ♪</i>

531
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:36,155
Tabula rasa.

532
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:41,326
Hello?

533
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:45,706
Bryan?

534
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,459
What did you just say?

535
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:53,046
Okay.

536
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:55,799
Bye.

537
00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:00,053
Hey.

538
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:02,931
What's wrong?

539
00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:07,269
My mom's dead.

540
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,354
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