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辛普森家庭

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（豌豆不是水果也不是樂器）

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不

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你今天可真賣力，太陽先生

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糟糕

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（春田蠟像館）

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我們有舉世聞名的“披頭四”蠟像

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在艾德蘇利文秀表演的模樣

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（披頭四）

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我不覺得這值得付錢來參觀

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我就站在《外科醫生》的
“爛泥”演員上了

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（冷氣強度）

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荷馬，我真佩服你

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這裡真涼爽，兒子

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這個夏天我們可以住在冰箱裡

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荷馬，冰箱不是這樣用的

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但我不得不承認，這樣真涼快

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我注意到冰箱會冷，就有了這個想法

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這樣馬達不會超載嗎？

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美枝，妳可以把烤箱調成冷的嗎？

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冰淇淋

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冰淇淋賣完了，是真的

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冰淇淋，冰淇淋剛賣完了

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辣肉醬，熱騰騰的德州辣肉醬

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還有薑汁汽水
滾燙的德州薑汁汽水…

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德州

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面對現實吧，霸子

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笨貨車載的東西不會是我們的救星

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（春田移動泳池）

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這扇窗戶要換了

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移動泳池？

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花枝，妳看，我偷來五件泳褲

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全都是馬丁的

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放馬過來，我穿了17件

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我自己活該

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小鬼們，時間到

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所有人離開泳池

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-時間到了？
-掰了，花枝

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我要躲在水裡，泳池去哪，我就去哪

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祝妳這輩子一帆風順

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抱歉，霸子

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我們要放瀉鹽到泳池裡，載去養老院

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好吧，明天同一時間，奧托？

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想得美

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我們的預算只夠在夏天出來一次

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有點像是捉弄人

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爸爸

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爸爸

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爸爸

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我在這，花枝

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爸爸，我們剛才去游泳，游出興趣了

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我們兩個都同意一定要裝泳池

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在你開口前，要先知道

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你拒絕的話，接下來幾個月…

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“爸爸，我們可以裝泳池嗎？”

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爸爸，我們可以裝泳池嗎？

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爸爸，我們可以裝泳池嗎？
我們可以…

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我能理解

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我們把巧克力加進牛奶裡慶祝一下

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（泳具專賣店，買家都是“爛魚”）

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這個是“鄉巴老缸”

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這是“生鏽池”

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那是“引雷池”

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-這是“閃尿池”
-“閃尿池”

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名字聽起來不錯，我們要這個

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吃完飯後過一個小時才能下水
是真的嗎？

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問題很多的太太
這不是我真正的工作，好嗎？

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我是鍵盤手

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太好了

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大家下水吧

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這個穀倉不錯，但不是泳池

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可惡

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-這是泳池了吧？
-是的

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誰來了？

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哈囉，霸子媽媽

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泳池裝好了嗎？

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霸子，他們都是你的朋友嗎？

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他們是我的朋友和熟人

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-嗨，霸子
-嗨，霸子

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-霸子，好兄弟
-嗨，霸子

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嗨，康柏戴太太

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各位

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我們要來討論泳池安全規則

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快跳，霸子，跳下來

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快跳，霸子，跳下來

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沒問題

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霸子，你的“皮皮”露出來了

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真的嗎？

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“皮皮”是頭皮的意思

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某種程度上來說是真的

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所以才那麼爆笑

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等我一下

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尼爾森，他傷得很重

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他的腿好像斷了

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笑他，哈哈

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（急診室）

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給這孩子一本雜誌，動作快

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抱歉，你的腿不能留下來

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我剛才說腿嗎？

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我是說那件濕答答的泳褲

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這隻斷掉的腿要打石膏

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-我會錯過這整個夏天
-別擔心，兒子

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如果你和我一樣有工作
你會錯過每一個夏天

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真巧，妳家裝了游泳池

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我們正好喜歡上妳了

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這個時間點真剛好，是不是？

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-嗨
-嗨

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有人要在石膏上簽名嗎？

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在石膏上簽名？

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有人要嗎？

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米爾豪斯

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嗨，霸子

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忠心的米爾豪斯

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天氣好熱，你會陪在我身邊，對吧？

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我的眼鏡好像掉進泳池裡

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我最好去找找看

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但你現在戴著眼鏡

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沒有啊

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（米爾泳池）

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妳看，霸子孤單一人

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我還是去陪他一下好了

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-花枝，妳看
-快來看

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我來了

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看來只剩下我跟你了，霸子

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這下好了，今年夏天
我要和我的大腦一起過了

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泳池裡能玩的，浴缸裡也可以玩

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只要用垃圾袋包住石膏就好

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你們這些叛徒

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儘管泡在泳池裡吧

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我自己一個人在這裡就好

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（《癢癢鼠與抓抓貓外星奇遇記》）

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（三千年後）

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（劇終）

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這也沒那麼壞嘛

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我今年夏天要好好熟悉

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電視這個老朋友

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希望各位孩子喜歡本節目

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因為小丑庫斯提要去放暑假

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接下來要播放的節目是…

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經典小丑庫斯提談話節目

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請享用

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（《小醜庫斯提秀》
1961年2月6日首播）

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晚上好

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今晚的來賓是美國勞工產業工會主席
喬治米尼

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我們要討論集體協商協議

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我很高興來上節目，庫斯提

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我就直接切入重點

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美國目前有失業危機嗎？

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這要看你怎麼定義危機

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什麼也比不上看著日出

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安靜平和地泡在自家泳池裡

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花枝，黏黏的東西抓到我了
不要碰我，不然牠也會抓妳

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爸爸，你要每天在池水加入氯
水才會乾淨

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要加氯啊？

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我的臉燙到要燒起來了

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快看，那是霸子

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跟他揮揮手

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或許我們應該多花點時間陪霸子

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他越來越孤僻怪異

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我發誓我不知道炸彈在哪裡
只有礦工才知道

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這可能會讓你鬆口

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不

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霸子

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不要開燈

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對不起，我只是想來看你過得怎樣

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我很好，沒事

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你在寫些什麼？話劇嗎？

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哪有

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“角色：萬斯羅依費索巴特”

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-“像胖嘟嘟小天使的男人…”
-給我

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我還沒寫完

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那麼

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當受歡迎的風雲人物感覺怎樣？

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你懂的，其實沒那麼棒

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霸子，這是我這輩子最棒的感覺

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對了，我要送你一個禮物

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這是我在光學節贏到的望遠鏡

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居然沒有人通知我有光學節？

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-妳走吧
-可是…

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快走

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接下來怎麼了？

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（《紐約街頭怪警》）

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嬉皮輕鬆的一面

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他們不在意踩到別人的腳指頭

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這是個很棒的主意，小荷荷

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過來親我

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不要驚慌

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（警察）

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繼續裸泳

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別停下來，繼續

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別停啊

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好吧，阿盧，開火

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哇

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宇宙真是太無聊了

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想到了

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我可以用來偷看春田市醜陋的一面

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（春田小學）

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結果是他的邪惡雙胞胎

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格蕾絲，快來看這個面目猙獰的小孩

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這個垃圾望遠鏡

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根本看不到有趣的東西

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尖叫聲來自法蘭德斯家

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老天爺，我做了什麼好事？

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我殺了她

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不可能的

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法蘭德斯絕不會這麼做

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還是來看電視好了

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接著是各位期盼已久的節目

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由“拉維香克”演奏的漫長印度音樂

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是拉維香卡

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香卡，讚啦，老兄

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不可能會這樣

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一定有其它理由可以解釋

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我真希望我有其它理由可以解釋

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但沒有

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我是謀殺犯

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他不是正牌的奈德法蘭德斯

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我是殺人不得了的謀殺犯

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如果他不是法蘭德斯
他一定做了很多功課

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爸比，媽咪去哪裡？我們好想她

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媽咪出遠門了，她現在和上帝在一起

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我們也可以去嗎？

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很快就能去

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他接著要殺死洛德和泰德

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太可怕了…

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基本上來說

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花枝，我在泳池底下找到這些零錢

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-給妳
-謝了，尼爾森

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有人拿走我買果汁的錢

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花枝，請和我的家人去郊區共度週末

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我們會打獵、玩比手畫腳

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還有許多愉快浪漫的誤會

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他們看上的是妳家的泳池

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閉嘴，大腦，我現在有朋友了
再也不需要你

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好啊，我很樂意去你家玩

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我的計劃實現了

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很快我就會成為夏天女王

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我是說國王

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兄弟，聽說有個更懦弱的小子
家裡有比這更棒的泳池

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有人在嗎？

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嘿，我被困在下面

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我必須想辦法逃出去

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這樣啊，看看爬回來求我的是誰

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聽好了，奈德法蘭德斯殺死他老婆

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為什麼？她這麼美

246
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我是說美國福斯電視

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他們的節目很粗俗，想也知道

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我希望你不要到處散播謠言

249
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記得那次害爺爺身上黏滿羽毛嗎？

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記得，20分鐘前的事

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該去泡在浴缸裡一陣子

252
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霸子，對不起，我最近一直忽略你

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受人歡迎讓我得意忘形

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但現在我又不受歡迎了
我要你知道我是支持你的

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妳現在就可以補償我

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法蘭德斯要出門，我要妳偷偷溜進去

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幫我帶回一些證據

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然後等下帶甜點過來

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霸子，我支持你
但我不要偷溜進別人家

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說的也是，算了吧

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我要念我寫的話劇給妳聽

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“早餐吃醃魚嗎，賀佳阿姨？”

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“今天是聖史威遜節嗎？”

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-“賀佳阿姨說…”
-好啦，我去

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（人類腦袋）

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是人類腦袋

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（和人類腦袋一樣大的生菜）

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當然了

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不好了，他回來了，法蘭德斯回來了

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花枝，快離開那裡

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不，花枝，不要上樓，妳會被困住

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斧頭，他有斧頭

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我要去救妳，花枝

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我可以叫警察去救妳

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您好，歡迎撥打
“春田警察局救你專線”

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如果您知道要報案的罪名

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請按“1”

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選擇罪名種類，請按“2”

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如果有人要殺您
或您正使用轉盤電話

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請稍後，不要掛斷

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您選的是“弒君”

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如果您知道

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被殺的國王或女王是誰，請按“1”

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00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,975
我要去救妳，不管有沒有石膏

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要去救花枝，不管有沒有垃圾桶

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不好了

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00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,793
面目猙獰的小孩要來殺我了

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救命啊

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瑪莉有隻小綿羊

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小綿羊…

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完了…

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我要讓你安息

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永遠安息

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不要

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（託你的“斧”防止意外）

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你們是怎麼一回事？

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我來阻止你殺死麗莎
因為你謀殺你老婆

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謀殺？

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謀殺？沒有啦，我去鄉下一個星期

300
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:07,247
但我親耳聽到你說馬德和上帝在一起

301
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,917
沒錯，我參加聖經營隊

302
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,169
我去學習如何批判別人

303
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:16,131
但我看到你殺人
還看到你把屍體埋在後院

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好吧，是真的，我是謀殺犯

305
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,971
我給馬德最愛的無花果盆栽澆太多水

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00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,890
我一時情急，把剩下的東西埋了

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00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,101
我本來想在妳回家前買一株替換

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00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,896
但我聽到女人的尖叫聲

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那我就無法解釋了

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找到了，長官

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我想一切都說得通了

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00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,240
並不是一切

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00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,326
我們仍不知道你老婆的下落

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00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:45,786
我就在這裡

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00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,079
我看到了

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所有答案都在玲瓏小巧的外表之下

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我是說真的

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00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,003
如果聽起來很刺耳，我很抱歉

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00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:02,761
更多朋友，更多夥伴，我要更多

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00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,304
把說更少的人處死

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00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,139
這裡還有一點空隙

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我寶貴的游泳池

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00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,194
還有我的高人氣，不

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閃人

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我感到夏天微風輕撫